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[latrine_orderly]

Treehouse In Need

[cfudanon]

A dastardly thief seems to have struck our intrepid heroes, leaving them short of the possessions they had which once made them whole. If any of these are found, wandering around the general camp area, please contain them in a box with a lot of ducttape and wait for further instructions.

- One teeny weeny peeny! Noticed missing after encounter with female shark. Electron microscope required. Must provide proof it's really there. Contact asthecrowflies@cfud.net
- One measure of importance! Fading fast, replacement by a less homo clone imminent. Last seen under my hat. thebackburner@cfud.net
- One Weight Watchers Stupidly Huge editions. I just wanted to get my girlish figure back and swear off the extra 10 portions! bitchesluvatank@cfud.net
- One 'exotic' wardrobe. All my best, to please as the crowboy's live-at-home lover's, has vanished! Even the WaiWaiUkeSpringCollection! SOS! parttimefang@cfud.net
- One smoking-hot, open-minded chick for a Real Good Time. porktheoneulove@cfud.net

PostingID: PIGXXXX

Re: Treehouse In Need

[parttime_fang]

...

Ahh. That fourth one was an error, right?

Re: Treehouse In Need

[porktheoneulove]

Er..

STRICTLY PLATONIC

[latrine_orderly]

NEED BATTLES

[cfudanon]

Is this the right place to put this? What does platonic mean, anyway?

Awesome Pokemon trainer looking for other awesome people to battle! Ha, ya don't even have to be all that awesome, but the awesomeness is preferred! Actually ya know what? We're not picky. AWESOME TRAINER LOOKIN' TO BATTLE ANYONE. Any kind of trainin' helps! Also while we're at it, anybody have any good tips about how to get people to stop naggin' ya so I can sneak back to the lake and get back to battlin' Marcy? Anyone? Oh, right, we gotta wait til someone replies. HA okay, I think that's it!

--ACK, one more thing. Small fuzzy electric mouse seeking someone with money to buy it more ketchup. Sorry I'm broke, buddy.

PostingID: 2BAMASTER

Re: NEED BATTLES

[swornmyoaths]

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Re: NEED BATTLES

[pikapi_pikachu]

kkkadd'1

W4W

[latrine_orderly]

Pre-Surgery Partner Wanted

[cfudanon]

Giving up all my old ways, and even changing equipment to match what I've known all this time, but have been too insecure to admit to. The guys just don't understand my feminine soul. Seeking a good woman to help me through this time of change and treat me like the sweet little girl I am. Strap-on's a turn on.

Contact thebackburner@cfud.net please. ♥

Re: Pre-Surgery Partner Wanted

[constant_craver]

And, of course, the only post on the W4W section so far is a troll. Sigh.

Re: Pre-Surgery Partner Wanted

[thebackburner]

THAT'S IT

I'M SETTING YOUR PORN ON FIRE

W4M

[latrine_orderly]

Free to a Loving Home

[cfudanon]

Extra girlfriend candidates in need a warm, loving, and a particularly time- and attention-consuming relationship! Adopt them individually or as a set! Guaranteed beautiful, nurturing and supportive if a bit meddlesome. No 'size' expectations!

-Cute megami look
-Mechanical whiz
-Experienced big sister type
-Dynamite expert

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Re: Free to a Loving Home

[roots_of_rhythm]

*. . . DOTDOTDOT*

Re: Free to a Loving Home

[asthecrow_flies]

I'll take 'em!

M4W

[latrine_orderly]

Effete Boy for Older Women

[cfud_anon]

Energetic, secretly snarky, feminine young boy looking for older, curvy vixen to make him their special pet! Crossdressing, bondage, mysterious injections all A-OK. Women with a lot on top preferred. Abduct me to your lovenest today~!

PostingID: TTTWQN

Re: Effete Boy for Older Women

[negi_cure]

My, how intriguing! The injections are unusual, though.

Re: Effete Boy for Older Women

[parttime_fang]

Aaah, I'm fairly sure that's a troll. I wouldn't take it too seriously.