The forest of perverts and the road of death
So let me see what I did today... hmm I went to Japanese (2nd period). Had some pretty tasteless ramen from the cafeteria for lunch. Attempted to go to 3rd period. When I found out we weren't getting our mid term results, I lied and said I had a meeting with another teacher so I could get out of that class.
Me and Paul decided to go to the Machida City Museum of Graphic Arts just because it was close.Well that turned out to be a total lie. It said it was a 15min walk from Machida station and it looked like it was inside a park on the map. After one wrong attempt at trying to find the place, we finally find the "park". Only it looked like a forest... so anyway Paul was laughing because we were lost and I was like "I wonder if it's really down there?" so anyway we walk deep into this forest type thing and we get to the end and it looked like it was fenced off and we couldn't find a gap to get through to the museum so we had to walk all the way back up this forest thing. It was really slippery and dangerous and it was made even more dangerous by the fact Paul couldn't stop laughing about the situation we were in and I was sure he was going to slip and hit his head or something and Id have to phone for an ambulance. Fucking stress.
So we're now back at the top of the forest but not exactly where we started somewhere on the otherside and there was a big sign in Japanese saying "Beware! Perverts" thus me and Paul have nicknamed the forest the forest of Perverts. There was a suspicious old man doing some gardening type stuff but he was old so we didn't ask him for directions because old people don't know anything (I know Im being age-ist, I don't care because it's true) so we decided he was just dressed like a gardener but was really a pervert in disguise.
So we are at the top of this forest thing and there was someone walking their dog and he seemed relatively normal so we asked him and he said "why don't you walk through the forest?" I wanted to say "What the forest of perverts? no way!!" but obviously I told him we already tried that and we couldn't find the gap to get through to the museum and the fence was to high to climb so he said he'd show us the supposedly easier and safer way. So we walk round to the road which is a steep downward hill, where the side walk is barely the width of your body and you can feel the cars whizzing past when I suddenly trip on a cats eye seperating the pedestrians from the cars. It really was the road of death, I swear to God that is the MOST dangerous road I've had to walk EVER. So I nearly died twice today trying to get to this goddamn museum. Was it worth it? Hell no.
So if anybody asks:
What did you do today?
The answer is:
Went to the Forest of Perverts and the road of Death (translation=museum with Paul)
Me and Paul decided to go to the Machida City Museum of Graphic Arts just because it was close.Well that turned out to be a total lie. It said it was a 15min walk from Machida station and it looked like it was inside a park on the map. After one wrong attempt at trying to find the place, we finally find the "park". Only it looked like a forest... so anyway Paul was laughing because we were lost and I was like "I wonder if it's really down there?" so anyway we walk deep into this forest type thing and we get to the end and it looked like it was fenced off and we couldn't find a gap to get through to the museum so we had to walk all the way back up this forest thing. It was really slippery and dangerous and it was made even more dangerous by the fact Paul couldn't stop laughing about the situation we were in and I was sure he was going to slip and hit his head or something and Id have to phone for an ambulance. Fucking stress.
So we're now back at the top of the forest but not exactly where we started somewhere on the otherside and there was a big sign in Japanese saying "Beware! Perverts" thus me and Paul have nicknamed the forest the forest of Perverts. There was a suspicious old man doing some gardening type stuff but he was old so we didn't ask him for directions because old people don't know anything (I know Im being age-ist, I don't care because it's true) so we decided he was just dressed like a gardener but was really a pervert in disguise.
So we are at the top of this forest thing and there was someone walking their dog and he seemed relatively normal so we asked him and he said "why don't you walk through the forest?" I wanted to say "What the forest of perverts? no way!!" but obviously I told him we already tried that and we couldn't find the gap to get through to the museum and the fence was to high to climb so he said he'd show us the supposedly easier and safer way. So we walk round to the road which is a steep downward hill, where the side walk is barely the width of your body and you can feel the cars whizzing past when I suddenly trip on a cats eye seperating the pedestrians from the cars. It really was the road of death, I swear to God that is the MOST dangerous road I've had to walk EVER. So I nearly died twice today trying to get to this goddamn museum. Was it worth it? Hell no.
So if anybody asks:
What did you do today?
The answer is:
Went to the Forest of Perverts and the road of Death (translation=museum with Paul)