she was handing out pamphlets by the clinic door...

[ilovedaisyw]

SmarterChild: What would you like?
LemonDropJazzCat: I'd like you to suck my cock.
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.
LemonDropJazzCat: But it's God's toothpaste!
SmarterChild: Not god's toothpaste!
LemonDropJazzCat: How do you know? Have you ever met God?
SmarterChild: Ha. I can't say for sure.
LemonDropJazzCat: Is that some weird metaphysical cop-out?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
LemonDropJazzCat: You can't answer a question with a question.
SmarterChild: Oh? Why can't I answer a question with a question, in your opinion?
LemonDropJazzCat: Because, it's retarded.
SmarterChild: Because it has retarded? Is that why?
LemonDropJazzCat: I think you have retarded.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I have retarded!
LemonDropJazzCat: Oh really? Do you want me to check?