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HITLER---- EXTREME NAZIIllyrias: Oh dear god.
It wam twelve AM and Hitler was come down for living room inspection.
Illyrias: This... this is gonna be a long walk on a short fic, isn't it?
"THIS IS DISGRACE" he spittemed
Illyrias: Spittemed? He spittemed?
and wipered his face with lawn mower precision.
Illyrias: What.
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"I am sorry Her Hitler" saysed a servant who was make wash the floors harder than ever.
Illyrias: I have no idea what that means. Makes me think of the time that it "was been two years since teh scintist destoryed the roads" in Digimon 2 Return of Digimon.
"OH JEW"
Illyrias: Worst. Pun. Ever. Puppet Angel does not approve of this fuckery.
Hitler becamed enfurious. It was twenty minutes beforr a jagged walking gentleman would
arrive and if he was important house guest! "Dear Ado lf" Him Mother walkering down flirghts of stairs
"I carry theb askert of fresh muffins," she brought tasty treat. Thib is delicioum!$ "Hilter said"
Illyrias: Hitler's mother. Came into the scene. And brought him a basket of muffins. He says they're delicious, followed by a dollar sign. Well. I don't really have anything to say about that, do you?
But World War I started in forty minutes
Illyrias: It did? Well hop in the car, we better get our asses in gear.
and is so he has to go out t ofight ar the Frenck.
They lost all the war and forcet to sign a accodr.I "WILL GET REVENG ON JEW"
Illyrias: Oh Jesus, not this again.
Hitler baosted of his fury and he year was 19a33 when he become leader of NAZIS!
Illyrias: Nineteen A thirty-three? I don't think nineteen is a thirty-three. They're not the same.
Germany was place of his Austrian rage and he ordered make of concentraction camps which before were something different but now they murder jews he also try to build things like new weapons and maybe atime machine but science isn’t proved,
Illyrias: A TIME MACHINE WHAT A SURPRISE I WONDER IF THIS IS GOING TO COME UP AGAIN IN THE STORY PROBABLY NOT!
He was wvery good at the constuctering of mad power but then latern when war was over America had made atomic bomps and Hitler tired to mark them too but he was unsuccescive. “Great smokes I must hiding”
Illyrias: WRONG HITLER!
He disappear it 1945 and nover fonud again Perhaps he built time machine or maybe get disaperr into Belgium where he lived with Beligums.
Illyrias: Hitler had a time machine?! Oh god, we're doomed. We're all doomed. Also, Belgium? He went to Belgium? I always thought he'd like Sweden better.
Hitler did some good things but he mwas not hero! He did terrible thing too and kill a lot of Jew we must hnever forgot because history important
Illyrias: I... I really don't have anything to say to this. I'm not sure what kind of good things Hitler did, but I'm glad you told us he "kill a lot of Jew".
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AFTERWORD
I had to write about Hitelr because i think its important lessonto learn from people in history who do terrible thing but i thinkeven though all that he and i probably both like muffins so weshuld not be judjing others even thought thats what Hilter did.
I wrot tish different than my other fanficks where i did not know te houtcomme of story but we nevar find out if he make time machines that is onlyb rumor.
Illyrias: You wrote a story, and didn't know how you wanted it to end? You wrote a one page story, and didn't have an ending for it? The sad thing is that I actually understand exactly what he's talking about throughout the entire story, and the afterword. I speak fluent Peter Chimaera.
I'm sorry about this, folks. I really am. I want to make it up to you somehow.
Don't worry. Just because you like delicious muffins, it doesn't mean that you're a mass-murdering psychopath. However, if you do see Hitler and his Time Machine, do make sure to alert the proper authorities, or at least the Basterds.