violently into my eye
So. This journal is top notch, ay? It sports my wonderful talents with the computer. You see, I made this journal all on my own. Yes I did. The whole Pulp Fiction/Uma Thurman thing makes me hot. Oh, how I do love Uma. Speaking of love. I was turned down this past week. Yes, Mr. Rico Suave here was turned down by a girl. Wouldn't you know it, she already has a date! Come on now! Just my luck too. I was starting to believe that maybe I'd have a chance! But you know what...I don't know what. My eye is killing me. Some chick who'll remain silent decided to poke out my eye. She took a pencil and jabbed quickly and violently into my eye. Blood oozed out. Puss was surrounding the Retna. It was quite humiliating. I had to come to school the next day with an eye-patch on. And she didn't even whimper an apology! She was all like, 'suits you well, you incompetent prick! The color of the patch matches your complextion!' And for some odd reason I was turned on. Her verbal abuse and anger towards me and my eye patch had triggered something in my brain...or rather, in my pants (i don't know which)? and I knew then that she's the one who I'd ask to homecoming. And you'd think, right, that she'd say yes! But I suppose she just couldn't sympathize for a one eyed pirate mongul! But hey. You know, maybe another time. Her and her date will have a spectacular time dancing and drinking and doing a little with the inapropriate! It'll be fun. I think her date gave me the eye today. She looked at me, her date, and said to me, 'I hear you were trying to steal my date to home coming.' I quickly switched seats. The eye is frightening. Very much so. If you ever encounter Juliana's eye, beware. It'll fuck you up. As for Jen...well, as much as I wish I could've gone with her to homecoming-she's going to love it. Both Juliana and Jen are going to love it. Oh...and what a great outfit. So retro. So...you.
I love to fabricate. Specially when it deal with Jen and her abusive ways towards me and my now disfunctional eye.
Quotes of the day:
Garden State
Sam:
I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.
Andrew Largeman:
I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.
I love to fabricate. Specially when it deal with Jen and her abusive ways towards me and my now disfunctional eye.
Quotes of the day:
Garden State
Sam:
I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.
Andrew Largeman:
I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.