LOG POST: Mukuro/Door/Dino
Yes, I know I was supposed to go to bed, but recent threads called for a log, so here it is! It's rather serious compared to our other logs, but we managed to balance it out with some cute and sap, too. Basically, Mukuro goes to talk some sense into Dino after he locks himself up in his room because of the whole pedophile thing and they talk about lots of stuff. Your characters did not see this and this is rated NC-18 because the door makes the log extra sexy. Any mistakes, typos, weirdness or incredibly lunatic things are not insured and therefore there are no money back guarantees.
Dino: *locked self in room, not coming out for love of god or money*
Mukuro: *slams his laptop shut and goes outside his room, walks down the hall to Dino's room* *stops in front of it* *knows it's locked* Pathetic. *under his breath*
Dino: *wallowing and wondering WHERE HE WENT WRONG to be at this point!*
Dino: *needs Romario ;_;*
Mukuro: Cavallone. *calls quietly to him because hey, it's the middle of the night and everyone else is sleeping!*
Dino: *blinks* Mukuro? *scoots over to the door*
Mukuro: Unlock the door and stop being pathetic.
Dino: *frowns, not that he can be seen* It's staying locked, if I unlock it and let you in, they'll have MORE reason to call me a pedophile!
Mukuro: I can always break in. You're not going to hide like this. *pauses* Of course, it wouldn't be my fault if you starved to death in there.
Dino: I have...crackers. And pocket lint. I'll last for a few days at least! And I can reinforce the door, too. *wondering how he could do that, actually...*
Mukuro: *pulls a little lock pick out of his pocket and plays with it, leaning against the wall beside his door* You'll die without water and you can't do anything without your subordinates.
Dino: *quiet for a moment* ....shut up. *mutters and just leans on the door*
Mukuro: *barely hears that 'shut up'* Unlock. The. Door.
Dino: No. I'm wallowing. I'm allowed to wallow when my ego has been utterly destroyed.
Mukuro: I don't care about your wallowing. *puts his hands in his pockets and glances at the floor, thinking*
Dino: Yes, well, I care about my wallowing and I am content to wallow for the next ten years until you and Kyouya are both completely and unarguably of age and no one can ever insinuate that I'm a pedophile for being attracted to either of you.
Mukuro: *doesn't want to wait until he's twenty-five, thanks* You'll get bored before ten years is up. Plus, one of us could be dead by then, so waiting wouldn't help you at all. *pauses* You know you're not a pedophile either.
Dino: *grumbles from behind the door* Well, a few years at least, then! And I can keep track through the internet and make sure everything is alright and you can talk to me through the door! *quiet again for a moment* Everything people say about love crossing boundaries like age is complete crap, isn't it?
Mukuro: *leans a little closer to listen* The internet isn't the real deal, though. I'd rather talk through a brick wall than a door right now. *glances at the door curiously* *blinks and thinks about the last part* ... Yes, I suppose.
Dino: ...Could you get some bricks?
Mukuro: *raises an eyebrow* Kufufu~ No, I will not get some bricks. *pauses* What do you mean about love crossing boundaries like age, though? *because now he's curious*
Dino: But bricks would be a good thing! Less chance of me deciding to come out if I'm bricked in, you know? *silent for a long moment* People say when you love someone, things like age don't matter. Clearly they do.
Mukuro: I think it'd be better if you came out and bricks are a little hard to come by, so I wouldn't get your hopes up. *waits for him to say something* *blinks again* *has never been in love, so he probably wouldn't know* Well, if age doesn't matter, but you love someone, why should that matter? If you feel that strongly, then why do you let age get in the way?
Dino: Cement, then? *blinks* You aren't supposed to make sense, Mukuro. It matters because of the rest of the world, and because as much as you want things to be a private thing that no one intrudes on, they still do and they still judge and things get messed up.
Mukuro: No can do. *frowns a little* Oh come on, you know I don't know a thing about love. *sighs inwardly* *going by what he's read/seen, really* You can hide things if you try. *because that is the mist, man*
Dino: Okay fine, more wood and a bunch of nails, you can get that, right? You know...*thinks* I don't think you have to know much of love to know it, just that it exists because no one knows it when they first start out, right? And I suppose things can be hidden, but I'm particularly bad at it.
Mukuro: I'm not blocking up your door. *coldly* *leans a bit closer to listen* You're bad at hiding things, yes. I know that quite well. *silent for a moment because he's thinking* What are you trying to say?
Dino: *laughs dryly* I honestly have no idea anymore. That you should block up my door?
Mukuro: Well, you never made any sense to begin with, so I'm not surprised. *though, now he wants to know, dammit* I'm not going to block up your door. Stop asking.
Dino: You could just fill in the cracks with wood glue...*hopeful* It made sense at first but it's progressively making less, I think.
Mukuro: I can still break down the door, you know. *pointed look at the door* Are you trying to get in touch with your feelings, Cavallone? Because you're picking a wonderful time to do it, I must say. *sinks down in front of the door finally, leaning against it* If you have something to say, I want to hear it.
Dino: Dino. It's Dino, alright? You called me that before. *rests head against the door*
Mukuro: Dino. *tiniest smile* I know I called you that before. Was that what you wanted to say?
Dino: ...No. I don't know. Maybe? Sort of. A little bit. You're not still going to punish me after this, are you?
Mukuro: *raises an eyebrow and looks at the door again* I won't punish you, however tempting it might be, just... say what you mean to say, Dino. I'll wait here until you do. *murmurs the last bit*
Dino: I don't mean to say anything, alright? I just end up saying things! *pauses* Except I do mean that bricks would be a Good Idea.
Mukuro: But do you mean what you say? Even when you just end up saying it. *makes a face* I am not bringing you bricks and you're going to come out after this.
Dino: I pretty much almost mean what I say, especially when I don't mean to say it. Unless I can't mean what I say but then I have to mean to say it in order to say it. *makes his own face for how unnecessarily complicated that sentence just got*
Mukuro: *laughs a little* Your wordplay is creative.
Dino: *grimaces* My wordplay was unintentional and hopelessly confusing even to me! Bricks? So you don't have to hear more of it?
Mukuro: I think a lot of things are unintentional and hopelessly confusing with you. *murmurs* But that's what makes things fun. *looks up and sighs* No bricks. And who says I don't want to hear more of it?
Dino: You're probably right, but you're clearly insane if you want to hear more of it. *tugs a blanket from the bed and wiggles around to get comfy next to the door, only conking his head on it a few times*
Mukuro: *hears the conking and he has to wonder what he's doing* Kufufu~ I thought you already knew I was absolutely crazy? *small smirk* What are you doing anyway?
Dino: Well yes, I just didn't think you needed to be infected with my crazy too! *snags a pillow for his now sore head* ...getting comfortable?
Mukuro: *rolls his eyes* Your crazy is nothing like my crazy. You can't infect me with yours. *laughs again* Going to sleep there are you?
Dino: On the floor by the door? *pauses, thinking* Probably, yes.
Mukuro: Why? *stops himself* Oh wait, that's right. You can't sleep without falling out of your bed.
Dino: ...And I like being near your voice. *speaks very, very quietly*
Mukuro: My voice? *feels his cheeks get hot* Do you want me to sing you to sleep?
Dino: *hadn't thought that was entirely audible* Er, no. It's just...good to hear you. Comforting, I guess.
Mukuro: *has good hearing!* *well, that was the point, comforting him--I mean...* Wouldn't you rather see me? *quietly*
Dino: ...Maybe. But that requires opening the door.
Mukuro: Yes, it does require opening the door. *pauses* Dino...
Dino: *long pause* Er. Yes?
Mukuro: *brings his knees to his chests and wraps his arms around them, thinking* *silent for a long time* ... You're in love with me, aren't you?
Dino: Yes. No. *thinks* Both. I think I love you. But not in love, not necessarily, not really. Does that make sense? *bright red and GLAD the door is closed* Which probably makes me a pedophile, doesn't it. *sighs*
Mukuro: *thinks his heart might have stopped for a second* *needs to see Dino now* *his cheeks are right red and he sits up and turns to face the door* I... Dino... open the door. Now. *trying not to stumble over the words*
Dino: ... *turns the lock with an audible click and shifts away from the door*
Mukuro: *reaches up and turns the door knob hastily* *still sitting in front of it, so he kinda jerks it open and pokes himself inside, moving it the rest of the way with his body* ...
Dino: I shouldn't have said that. Sorry. *bright, bright red*
Mukuro: *kinda doesn't have the words to say what he wants to say right now* *moves over to him and leans over, grabbing him by the shoulders and kissing him*
Dino: Yo--mmph! *kissed and kisses back briefly before jerking away* Oh. Oh. It's okay? That I care for you a lot more than I meant to?
Mukuro: *blinks* *looks at him* I... can make exceptions. *doesn't know how else to put it* *giving him the "yes, it's okay, you idiot" look*
Dino: *grins slowly, just a bit* I thought you'd try to kill me for that, not kiss me.
Mukuro: It's a little harder to kill you when I'm weaponless. *grins back a little* I'm kinda... *doesn't know how to describe the feeling* It's a weird feeling. But it's... nice, though.
Dino: Kind of fuzzy? *unwraps from the blanket a bit and pats beside him* I didn't mean to have this conversation yet.
Mukuro: Fuzzy and warm. *disgruntled face* *scoots beside him* *glances at him* I'm not surprised. *probably wasn't ready for it either*
Dino: *leans against him and sort of...snuggles* I didn't like being called a pedophile...and you came and talked to me even though I was being pathetic.
Mukuro: *leans back against him and snuggles back* *small smile* I came and talked to you because I knew I was the only who would be able talk sense into you. I even called you pathetic, and yet, I came anyway. *says the last bit quietly*
Dino: I sort of deserved that. *laughs a bit, though it's not really funny* But thank you. It...means a lot, you know.
Mukuro: *has never really noticed it before, but he really likes Dino's laugh* You're welcome. *small smile* You... mean a lot, though. *whispers this*
Dino: *squishes in closer because, uh, comfort and very upset, you know* This might be better than bricks.
Mukuro: *chuckles and squishes in closer, too* *pulls his knees up closer and moves his hand, brushing Dino's in the process* Well, bricks wouldn't keep you this warm.
Dino: Or comfortable! *sighs softly* I feel like complete crap, still. And am intensely embarrassed about everything.
Mukuro: I'm a good substitute for bricks though, right? *wraps an arm around Dino's shoulder and snuggles closer* *looks over at him* Everything? That's a lot of things to be embarrassed about, you know. I mean, I would hope you're not embarrassed about splashing around the ocean at five in the morning and eating chocolate with me or... kissing me. *whispers* Because I... really liked all that.
Dino: *grins a little more, still slowly, remembering those things* I liked those too. More like everything today like the questions and my sex life being discussed...which is definitely your fault, and this whole door business and my habit of blurting things out and the fact that I am absolutely requiring that you stay here since I opened the door and everything.
Mukuro: *nods* Ah, today. *takes a deep breath* Well yes, a lot of that would be fault, wouldn't it? *squirms a little uncomfortably* I'll stay here with you. I was planning on staying anyway once you opened the door since I knew you would open it eventually. *pauses* *looks at him, kinda... sorrowfully*
Dino: S'ok. *mutters* I guess...I deserved some of that. It does look a bit like I've been just...perving or pedo-ing on you and Kyouya, doesn't it.
Mukuro: Just... a little. From an outsider's viewpoint.
Dino: *grimaces* I'm not, you know. Just...saying.
Dino: Not really!
Mukuro: No, I know you're not. You... haven't done anything sexual with either of us. *not that he'd mind, really* I mean, technically we're both of age in Italy and probably Japan, too. *feels his cheeks turn red* Not... that I'd mind if you did... do anything sexual with me. *quietly*
Dino: *turns redder and ducks his head against Mukuro's neck* I think now is definitely not a good time to return to that conversation. I feel enough like a pedophile already, of age or not! *pauses before adding more quietly* Or driven by love or not.
Mukuro: *pulls him closer* ... Alright, we won't talk about it then. *sucks in a breath* I don't mind not talking.
Dino: *groans a bit because oh, god, that could be taken in a very nice way* No doing right now either. We can talk about other things like...the weather?
Mukuro: *was not implying anything, thank you!* I wasn't implying that we should do anything since you're pretty uncomfortable with things right now. *blinks and stares at him* The weather. Honestly, Dino. *laughs a little*
Dino: *grins against his neck* it's a safe topic! I don't see what's wrong with talking about the weather.
Mukuro: *weaves a hand through Dino's hair, playing with it a little* I know it's a safe topic, but it's a bit boring, you know.
Dino: *nuzzles with a contented sigh* Then what would you suggest?
Mukuro: *continues playing it because he can* *thinks* Hm, well, what are you comfortable talking about right now? *tempted to bring up Hibari because he knows he factors into this*
Dino: *feeling much better right now, thank god* I don't know. You could just...start a conversation and we'll see how much my mouth runs away with me this time?
Mukuro: Kufufu~ I can handle that. *thinks for a moment* Did you know that Hibari Kyouya wants to see us fight each other? Physically, of course.
Dino: *snorts* I did see that. And something about him betting on me.
Mukuro: He did say that he was betting on you. Not that I think he has much to bet with, though.
Dino: *amused* I'm a bit flattered, really! Though don't much want to fight you just now.
Mukuro: I've thought about fighting you, but I don't think now is the right time. Or anytime before that, really. *small smile* Perhaps someday.
Dino: We could spar, if you like. Sometime. *rather enjoys sparring*
Mukuro: I would like that, actually. I haven't had a decent fight in awhile, you know.
Dino: Except Kyouya? *grins a bit more*
Mukuro: *smirks* Hibari Kyouya is the only exception ever. Possibly Sawada Tsunayoshi, but Hibari Kyouya... *laughs* We'll be fighting forever, I think.
Dino: *smiles a bit more SAPPILY, ohgod* He's quite good, isn't he?
Mukuro: He is notoriously good. I acknowledge him for that. We fight every chance we get and I enjoy every second of it. *grins, getting exciting thinking about him*
Dino: *chuckles a bit* I understand! He's really...something else.
Mukuro: *glances at him curiously* *is silent for a few minutes* I've wanted to ask for awhile now, and now is probably not a good time, but I want to know. Do you love Hibari Kyouya too?
Dino: *inhales sharply and definitely hides against Mukuro's neck, here* Yes. Yes. It's different but yes. But it's different with him, so different. You're similar sometimes but at the same times like opposite sides of the same coin, you know?
Mukuro: *listens for his answer, thoughts clouding his brain* I know. *strokes his head again*
Dino: Ugh. Hopelessly confusing. *really just wants to curl up in Mukuro's lap right now* I'm sorry. I really am pathetic.
Mukuro: I think we're all pretty confusing people, though. *wouldn't mind if he curled up in his lap* It's... fine. I wouldn't have come if I wanted you to think I didn't care and I wouldn't have sat here with you either. And yes, you're pathetic, but can anyone blame you? *pets his head some more* I mean... I... Never mind. *shakes his head and quiets himself*
Dino: *murmurs quietly against his neck* You can go on, if you like. You're...making a lot of sense tonight. I like it.
Mukuro: I'm making a lot of sense tonight by choice. *sighs* I don't think I could put what I'm thinking into words right now, though.
Dino: *hums and yawns a bit* Alright. Thank you, anyhow. For making me see some sense. Even if I'm tempted to lock the door and just keep you with me, now. Not that that would help anything.
Mukuro: *smiles* Well, it wasn't exactly very hard, but I wasn't going to let you lock yourself up in your room over this. *stifles a yawn too* And you can do whatever you want, I suppose. I'm staying here by choice, though. And because you asked me, too.
Dino: *slides down a bit to slump over into his lap* You being so nice is strange. In a good way! Thank you.
Mukuro: *rolls his eyes* Again, this is all choice, Dino. *lets him slump in his lap* *cold* And this will probably only happen once, so feel lucky. Or at least better about yourself.
Dino: I do feel happy. And a bit better. *grins and stifles another yawn* And really sleepy, so you have two choices. We either get up and go to bed or I fall asleep right here on your lap.
Mukuro: Good. That was the point of this entire thing. *glances at the clock on the wall and then at Dino* ... I was hoping to move to the bed.
Dino: Oh, darn. *grins* I was comfortable. *stretches a bit*
Mukuro: *stretches a little too* Sleeping in my lap might cause problems later. *pointed look*
Dino: *blinks and laughs* Right, true. To the bed then? *tries not to kill himself while getting to it*
Mukuro: *stands up and makes him way over to it* *flops down and makes room for Dino*
Dino: *falls into it and promptly curls back up* Thank you. For...staying. And everything else.
Mukuro: *tugs the covers over them and flicks off the light* *smiles and curls up beside him* You're welcome.
Dino: *already almost asleep, because pillows and beds are a dangerous thing*
Mukuro: *it takes him longer to get to sleep, so he sorta watches Dino sleep* *sighs*
Mukuro: Goodnight.
Dino: *mumbles a bit* 'night, Mukuro. *smiles and moves closer as he drifts off*
Mukuro: *wraps an arm around Dino for once (because Dino always does that to him) and drifts off too*