Norway Legacy 4.1
Last time:
- Maja put a pipebomb in a mailbox when I told her to be interesting.
- Jacob was aged up. And kind of looked creepy.
- Maja and Jacob moved their relationship super quickly and got married the day after Maja proposed. Jacob did forget the wedding and was four hours late, though.
- Maja and Jacob then went home and played the Gnubb backyard game for their honeymoon.
- Ghost!Oslo finally showed up and talked with Kai, who told a bad ghost story.
- Maja was impregnated. Though she thought she was just getting fat at first.
- Jeannie retired at age 100. There was lots of confetti and applause.
- Kai and Sam became adorable elders.
Maja and Jacob are actually in agreement about what gender of child they want. We'll see if they get what they want. >.>
Sounds fancy. Let's try it! :D
Jeannie: I'm over 100 years old, I'm about to fall asleep, and my back is about to give out. Why did you make me do this?
illusion_sims: Because you're the only one who can do it in the house...
I invite the Gen 3 spares over because I forgot to upload them before I kicked them out of the house... oops my bad.
Good old Sam. Some things never change.
Maja: I feel fat... oh god, I'm going to get stretch marks, aren't I?
illusion_sims: I don't think so, Maja. This is the Sims. I've never seen anyone with any stretchmarks. Consider yourself lucky.
Llama comments may be rude, but are always hilarious.
Jacob is excited about his first make over. He's so cute when he's giddy. XD
Jacob: GURL, YOU NEED A BUMPIT!
Woman: ...What about my butt?
Jacob: No, no, no. BumpIt. For your hair, gurl.
Woman: ...Can you still fix my butt?
Jacob: Maybe bigger hair with the BumpIt will make your butt look small by comparison?
Woman: Well, I could do with a new hairstyle...
Woman: Cut it all off! I want to be bald. It's the new edgy thing the young folk are sporting, am I right?
Jacob: *sigh* I might as well put a shoe on your head and call it a day.
TAYLOR MOMSON EYELINER POWER!
Well, after toning down the eyeliner some, this did end up being her final makeover. With a bumpit.
Oh, and she asked for a bunch of clothes, too.
Woman whose name is apparently Rene: Is that me??? I look... different! 8D
Old guy: I look amazing already, but I think I am missing something to my look.
Makeover guy: I know! Red high heels, for sure.
Anyways, the Norway sibling party begins. Here is Konrad, Ove, Sam, and some dude in safari wear that invited himself in.
And this girl. Why are there so many people in this town fascinated with the doll house? o.O
Edvin: Hey guys, I have some juicy gossip.
Ragnvald: ...Oh? D8
Ove: *sigh, headturn*
Konrad: RUN AWAAAAAAYYYY
Edvin: Illusion_sims is writing a really shitty Nanowrimo this year! It's basically a Harry Potter ripoff.
Ragnvald: *large guffaw* That's hilarious!
Ove: *snert, giggle* That is pretty funny.
Konrad: *offscreen* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Ragnvald: Look at me... I'm illusion_sims and writing my shitty novel! I can barely touch my computer because the document is reeking through the screen!
Edvin: Ahahahaahaha...
Ove: Dude... I think she's watching us.
illusion_sims: ...I have nothing to say. Go on. Keep talking. I'll wait. *Hovers over Total Annihilation button on Nraas' Master Controller*
All three: 8|
Here is when EVERY FREAKING PERSON started to play guitar.
Edvin started playing, then Ragnvald decided to steal his audience. I have no damn idea where he got that guitar. I've never seen it in my life. I thought people who get kicked out don't have an inventory... oh well.
Kai: This is a good song! ...Oh shit. I thought that was a mirror until I noticed the dreadlocks. And glasses. And that he's wearing a totally different outfit than me.
Ragnvald: This party is AWESOME! :D
Kai: *grumble* Stupid elder stage...
Taryn joined the lovely party once Maja ALSO started to play guitar. I think this generation of kids is addicted to guitar playing.
Jacob: What's that, little fetus? "Daddy's the better parent"? I completely agree! :)
Maja: Ha ha ha. Very funny.
Sam: I love playing football with my neice!
Taryn: Ow! My elbow!
Now they have footballs? WTF?
Taryn: Now to hit your funny bone, old man. Even if you are my uncle. >:)
Taryn: Then he took me behind the house and threw a football at me!
Maja: Did you throw it back?
Taryn: Well, yes. Hopefully he doesn't have to go to the hospital. >.>
Taryn: But seriously, that was justified of me, right? ... Right?
*Cricket sounds*
Maja: So Jacob, what do you think of Taryn's situation?
Jacob: Why are you asking me?
Maja: Because you're not pregnant, of course!
Jacob: What. Men don't get pregnant!
Maja: ...Have you met my parents?
Jacob: You don't mean... seriously?? I thought you were adopted! I swear!!
Awesome nursery of awesome. It involves ninjas, so it has to be.
I found this other bear in their family inventory from someone had stolen it. This was the last time I saw that bear. When I came back to the room after I took this picture, it was gone. I looked in everyone's inventory and I couldn't find it. Guess one of the moved out siblings took it, or the maid. o.o
See, gone! But I got an awesome high chair in place so it's all good.
Sam: Kai, I have some soup. You like soup, don't you? Especially when you're taking it from someone else, right?
Kai: I like soup, but I'm more amused by your pink pants, especially when matched with that green top. Who decides your uniform for work, a watermelon?
Sam: You followed me up here. But oh my, I must have misplaced my soup? Want to help me find it? *eyebrow waggle*
Kai: Well...
Sam: I think looking under for it under the bed is a good start.
Kai: I completely agree. :3
Yup. Lots of soup searching going on here. >.>
Pervert monster: *offscreen 8D*
Sam: Um... that was good and all, but... were you not into it or something?
Kai: Are you implying that I need the little blue pills?? I have a heart condition, you know, so I can't take them.
Uh oh. Some old gay man drama going on.
Sam: Do you want me to put a bag on my head? Would make the "experience" better?
Kai: Maybe. We can try that if you're into it. ^_^
They seemed to not be too angry after that situation. >.>
It's time for another Jacob!makeover!
But in true snob fashion, Jacob's own face takes priority over helping others.
Hi adult!Taryn! She is so cute. And I like the color of her sweater. She's apparently a loner, judging by her face and her thought bubble. Awww.
We get a double relative bonus while at the salon! Hi Pernille! Looking good in that lab coat!
The final pajama makeover. Yes, those are heart boxer briefs. >.>
Sam: I love my cuddly teddy bear. <3
Awww.
More snobbery win. His snobbery is his defining trait, I swear. And my favorite trait, too.
Maja: OH GOD BABY COMING
illusion_sims: Can you guys drive Maja to the hospital? ...Guys?
Kai: One... more... KO!!
Jacob: One sec, I'm in the process of beating my father-in-law at Mortal Kombat. This is very important.
illusion_sims: -_-
Jacob: Honey? Are you going to talk to me now!
Maja: I'll think about it once you realize you were playing Mortal Kombat with my father for THREE HOURS after I told you the baby was coming!
Jacob: Jeez, what's your problem?
Jacob: Wait! I didn't meant that! Come baaaack!!!
One birth later...
It's a girl! When Maja and Jacob both wished for a boy. Yeah. Love how that works. You will not believe her name though - Jacobine. The name generator happened to give me a name that would be EXACTLY what Jacob would name his firstborn girl. He is just that vain.
Jacob: You are such a beautiful mother, with a daughter with an amazing name!
Maja: Dawwww.
Well, Maja forgives easily. At least when she's not in pain anymore.
*insert cute multi-generational happy family moment*
I need to tell you that even though Kai had some moments where he called his kids llamas, he was a really good dad otherwise. He's nuts about babies and toddlers. He's always the one picking them up and playing with them. It's so adorable. And if you remember, he was the one that rolled way more baby wants than Sam when they started to have kids. I really do believe he has a soft side even if he likes to pick on people. He just knows to pick on people who can actually talk to him back. Or something.
Maja is self-employed as an artist. She's always rolling wants to quit, but she needs the art practice for her LTW. Yes she could just do it without it being a job, but might as well get the extra money for it. It's not like she has to work at certain times. She can paint whenever the fuck she wants.
Kai: I'm a grandpa!
Sam: I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams!
Conflicting desires FTW.
Heeereee we go with the drama again. I swear these two are bipolar. Doesn't help that Kai always picks fights. They have one of the lower scores out of all the couples I know. It was getting down to the lower green levels. I admit, it makes me sad sometimes. :(
Oooo, hair dye challenge!
From someone Jacob doesn't get alike with... um, okay?
Imelda: Well, I was thinking a BumpIt would solve my hair woes, but I think I need something more. Something... unique.
Jacob: Something unique, huh? *plans something devious*
Muahahahahhaahahaha! ...What? I had to give someone a bad makeover for shits and giggles!
Oh, and it turns out she LIKED HER NEW HAIR. That was even more hilarious.
Jacob: So Mrs. N... that new house. There's no room for a trampoline in the back!
No seriously. That was his justification. I could have moved that game set they were playing in the backyard from last update, but I didn't want to and plus I was getting tired of the house they were in anyways.
I took this picture because I liked the view.
So after some contemplation and neighborhood editing, the Norways are moving! Goodbye, crappily made house!
This house has lots of rooms and epic stairs.
This is the one of the only rooms I'll bother showing because there was an error on this lot soon after I moved in so I had to move them somewhere else. This is a bedroom I cleared out to make the mausoleum.
The other room: guess whose room this is?
Now do you know whose room this is if you couldn't guess before? :P (Yes, that thing is going to follow them until death. :D)
Yeah, I kind of wanted her to sell her fifty bajillion fruits and veggies. It was clogging up her inventory and she's dying soon anyways. Maybe. >.>
Sam: Wait, where did everyone go??? I went home and no one was there... :(
Omg... I forgot about Sam while moving! I'm so sorry, Sam! XD
Meanwhile, Kai is still Awesome!Grandpa.
<3 <3 <3
Sam found his new house, luckily, and started to paint his invisible canvas? Okay?
Very beautiful picture. I think an invisible picture would sell for thousands of dollars, too. It's understandable (or just an error from moving the painting stuff from one house to the other with the unfinished pictures still on them).
Rene: Hey, that nice doctor is giving out free vaccinations in the middle of a park. That's perfectly safe! I want one! :D
Dude: It's all green... 8o
...Is Sam trying to puncture that girl's shoulder blade? Jeez.
Girl in Dishwashing Clothes: Are you sure this is safe, sir?
Sam: Trust me, I'm a doctor. :)
GiDC: Are you sure there are supposed to be all those people watching?
Sam: Well, we are doing this in the middle of a public park. Would you rather I take this to the bathroom stall?
GiDC: ...Not really. Keep putting that green stuff in my shoulder.
Meanwhile, I Jacob gave a really cute makeover to this girl. It was one of my favorites.
And she hated it! WTF? Maybe because she didn't ask for a new hairstyle and I gave her one anyways because I hated the old one? >.>
Joelle: Yay! You inject that radioactive stuff into that woman! *claps excitedly*
Ponytailed!Handyman: What on earth is going on here? Is this a reenactment of concentration camp torture?
Edgy Old Man: Why does that lady have braided pigtails? She's my age...
After the shot, they all just kind of looked at each other awkwardly. I wanted someone new to come so I could give them a shot, but no one new was coming after this really. >.>
Old man in watermelon uniform is shocked at what vaccinations actually consist of. He is reconsidering his medical career.
I've also noticed he's been giving them shots through their clothes. I don't think that's a good idea, either. Just a suggestion.
Sam: Trust me, I'm a doctor! *spoken through clenched teeth*
Yay! Party invitation! I've never gotten one before! I'm so special! :D
Meanwhile, I use the new "make group" feature in Late Night to have Kai, Pernille, Sam, and Jeannie go to a concert while Jacob goes to the party and Maja stays home with Jacobine. As you can see, they're having a blast. Hopefully they realize they need to GO INSIDE to see the concert, or else, yeah, they are going to be really bored.
Jacob: Hello, Jacob Norway here. Nice to meet you.
Jacob: Are you aware I am amazing in every way? :3
Powder!Tux Man: Yes! Yes I definitely agree with you! :D
Jacob: *didn't expect such an enthusiastic response, backs off slowly*
Fire pit FTW.
They figured out how to get inside! Yay! I love this icon, btw. Lol.
I had the rest of the party people (with Pernille making an appearance after the concert) gather around the fire pit. It got boring with just Jacob sitting on his own really fast.
Pernille: Ah, nothing like a butt-warming fire pit after a long concert!
Jacob: No!!! My marshmallows are burning!!
Jacob: *sobs silently, tries to eat marshmallows anyways*
Because of his marshmallow incident, he decided the whole family had to move to...
BRIDGEPORT!!!
Okay, that wasn't the real reason. The reason I moved them to Bridgeport was that the lot I moved them to in Sunset Valley became corrupted and it fucked up the free will in the house. The free will in all the other houses and save files worked, so I figured it was just that lot. So I copied the family and moved them to a new house. I am actually glad the error happened, because I love the Bridgeport house much more. The other house was actually too big and had an annoying floor plan.
Anyways, I have a news update: I got a job! It's only a part-time holiday job, but it's at my favorite clothing store and I might get it extended to being a regular employee after the holidays end. I'm still waiting on hearing back from the college I applied to, though. People say I'm a shoo-in, but I'm still paranoid. >.> Right now I feel very unsure about where my life is going, so I'm just living day by day.
And as you have heard, I'm doing Nanowrimo this month. Honestly, I'm just writing it as I go. It's been a while since I wrote this much, at least for stuff outside of school. I feel like I'm getting my English skills back after all those years of science and math classes, haha.
Hope you enjoyed the update!
<3 illusion_sims
PS: Ragnvald, Konrad, Ove, Edvin, and of course, Maja and Jacob, are all uploaded on the exchange.