hubby and I enter a lot of contests -- and we've won a surprising number of items in doing so.

Today he told me that he entered a contest and he had good news and bad.

Good news is we are registered for a contest to win a SmartCar. I was more than fine with that.

Bad news, he says, is it's painted to look like a Little Debbie CupcakeHe thought ( Read more... )

I was sewing just now, holding a pin between my index and middle fingers so I wouldn't lose it as I tried to adjust a seam to pin it. I flipped the fabric as I twisted my hand and...

I don't know how, exactly, but I managed to accidentally shove the pin SIDEWAYS along my nail and UNDER THE CUTICLE in an ARC (BZUH?) into the flesh of my INDEX ( Read more... )

I am dying of The Cute: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-478026/Orphaned-hedgehogs-adopt-cleaning-brush-mother.html

Watch this baby bear fall asleep and smush his little nose sideways without apparently noticing. :D

So freakin' cute.

Click to view

Original Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5c0X4MW_zERead more... )

Who the hell would have sex with this person??? I'm even hiding the LINK behind a cut just so you don't accidentally click it and scare the hell out of yourself.

( ABSOLUTELY NOT safe for work, or much else! )

He begged me at the grocery today to buy Pop Tarts since they were on sale. I caved in, of course, and he chose the new Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough variety ( Read more... )

OMG my dog has the stinkiest farts ever.

I'm just gagging over here. :(

I think it's the Charlee Bear training treats I'm giving him. Phew! what a stink. :P I think my nose hair melted.

Look at the new Star Trek poster; check out Eric Bana as Nero. EVIL LOOKING! ACK! http://tinyurl.com/6rqkgj

I don't know whether to run or swoon. ;)

And ZOMG Zoe as Uhura is so effing hot! O_O Uhura never looked so good!

Source: Swiped from Eric_Uncensored.

idrillia, we got your package today.

I was SPEECHLESS. There are no words to properly express how much ass you kick.

Thank you!

angiepen is The Grand Poobah of Badass. The Queen of Sock Rockage. The Mistress of Pwn.

And then some.

Better get going; I have major ass-kissing yet to do.

Heh.

;)