Why am I SO LATE???? Adam Lambert just came into my life and I feel like sparkling!!!!!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hyperventilates*
Why the hell am I SO FUCKING LATE TO THE PARTY?????
*squirmdances and crawls over dancefloor*
Oh HOLY SHIT I just think my inner girlfag tripped over and went to rainbow-heaven!
I have fallen in lust. Like, INSTANT LUST RED ALERT OHMYGOD-WANNA_DO_HIM-lust!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough* (gay!man!me again)
And I was all like " ( Read more... )
The funny thing is, Viggo is the only "manly man" I really like. I am all about the 'hotpretty' boyish/elvish/androgynous guys - I just have a certain type, I guess, and one of the main 'requirements' of this type is a certain bone structure, consisting mostly of really sharp cheekbones. I am a sucker for sharp cheekbones.:D Just a little bit of puffy 'roundness' in the cheeks can totally destroy the attraction for me. Stupid, I know, but it's a fact. *shrug*
So you see how this fits right into the Viggorli factor.:D But speaking of Viggo again (as if I need an excuse to talk about him :P) - he can be totally "macho" if a role requires it, but when he's just 'being himself', he is often delightfully "bendy" (check out the long hair, 'bohemian' clothing, bare feet, pendants, flirty smiles at male costars/interviewers etc.). And I suppose that's what really attracts me about him - that explosive combination, or rather the wide range of possibilities.:P Sean Bean, for example, is too macho for me - or doesn't have enough of that 'gay' factor (even though he can be pretty convincing in a gay role too, because he's a very good actor). And other "manly men", like Karl Urban or Eric Bana, totally fall into the "big hairy guys" category (= I DO NOT want to ever see or imagine them in a sexual situation... LOL). On the other hand, some of the more 'boyish' types, like Elijah or Leonardo DiCaprio, for example, are too 'baby-faced'.:P So I am just very picky, I guess.:D
lifts u up on sparkly unicorn on way to rainbow-party
Sounds perfect. *clings to the sparkly mane* <333
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boyish/elvish/androgynous guys
a certain bone structure, consisting mostly of really sharp cheekbones
Just a little bit of puffy 'roundness' in the cheeks can totally destroy the attraction for me. Fuck yeah!! I soooo understand what you mean!
Also; I´m all for darkhaired Orli-types and CHEEKBONES GODDAMN THEM BUT THEY MAKE ME FLAIL!!! Though Adam Lambert doesn´t exactly falls into the cheekbone-category (but damnit he´s making a statement of sex in his moves instead)
Absolutely agree about Viggo!factor being one of few examples of a perfect blend of being able to pull it off both as both macho/boho-softie
Viggo is the only "manly man" I really like
There are many aspects of Lotrips that can work for me, but for example I never really thought of Bean as attractive in that way, though I can of course enjoy some Bean-in-denial!lust for either Viggo or Orlando (when I think about it now I think I can only see those 2 with him anyway, if it´s not in a context of an orgie) Um.. where was I...
but yeah Manly Men never held the same appeal for me. As well Elijah being an exception for me in the "very_boyish" category.
Totally interesting, this! =D *as if I need an excuse to talk about it at all*
*continues humping while thinking of femme-boy!geekery and such*
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Hahah. I'm glad we are in complete agreement about this important issue.:D
boho-softie
Have I told you lately that I love your vocabulary?... *glomps the word*
I can of course enjoy some Bean-in-denial!lust for either Viggo or Orlando
Yeah. A tiny bit of Orlibean on the side never hurt anyone.:P Actually, I once wrote a ficlet wherein Boromir is a voyeuristic witness to A/L sex... and later gets invited to join them. It was the only time I ever put Bean in a sexual context, but yeah... I just felt that Legolas wanted to be really slutty in that one. *bites lip and blushes a little*
as if I need an excuse to talk about it at all
No, you certainly do not need an excuse - but if you do, I'll give you one any day.:P *giggles*
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*publishes epic anthology of constructed fangirl-words and goes on slutty tour across the world and gets own star on Hollywood Blvard, then retires and buys cute cottage in NZ*
OMG! I gotta read the voyeuristic!fic... sluttly!leggy!!!! *nostril-flare*
You are a temptress!
*sqirmfaints in happy!pile*
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It is here:
http://floatingleaf.livejournal.com/34356.html#cutid1
It's an old one, btw, and could probably use some editing - but I'm too lazy to bother with that now.:P
Will there be extra room in your NZ cottage?... I don't need much... just enough for a bed and a laptop.:D
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nggghh!
Will there be extra room in your NZ cottage?... I don't need much... just enough for a bed and a laptop
Fuck YEAH! We can decorate the walls with pervy posters and have fangirl-evenings and cuddly moments and be lotr-dorks allover!!!
♥
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