Why am I SO LATE???? Adam Lambert just came into my life and I feel like sparkling!!!!!!

Mar 06, 2010 15:38


OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hyperventilates*
Why the hell am I SO FUCKING LATE TO THE PARTY?????
*squirmdances and crawls over dancefloor*

Oh HOLY SHIT I just think my inner girlfag tripped over and went to rainbow-heaven!
I have fallen in lust. Like, INSTANT LUST RED ALERT OHMYGOD-WANNA_DO_HIM-lust!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough* (gay!man!me again)

And I was all like "Who´s this Adam Lambert-guy anyway?" Where the fuck have I been??? And now I can´t understand how I could have missed the whole hot thing. WTF???? Why have nobody forced me to notice the Ultimate Hotness Of Doom????????? *stares with chocked face at Flist*

And this video just had me gulp for air. Except there was no air left. Only sparkles. And the lyrics omg. And ohhhhh..

*falls into sparkly puddle with my inner gay!man*

*humps Sparkly Unicorniness O´Awesome (courtesy of equally sparkly giselleslash )*

That´s all I have to say. I´m going to pack down my sparkles now. Dad is coming soon and I need to try being a daughter (a little bit).
*THUD*

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