Hey, I cracked the 'Arty Fowl: The Arctic Incident' code at the bottom of the page. I've been meaning to do it for ages. I just felt like posting it.
For some reason, the Fairy People sound a little like fanatical environmentalists to me.
Congratulations, human. If you have cracked this code, then you are more intelligent than most of your species. This is a message from the Fairy People.
We are seeking out our allies from among the Mud Men. Though most humans are dull-witted creatures, there are exceptions. You, for example. The reason for your intelligence is that you have fairy ancestors.
Do you feel different from those around you? Are your ears a bit pointier than most, is your tonguelong enough to touch your nose? Do you dream of flying? Have you ever thought that you do not belong among the Mud Men? That is because you have Fairy blood in your veins.
So, young Mud Fairy, I have a mission for you. As one of the People, it is your duty to protect the Earth from those who would destroy it.
You must become one of a new race of Mud Men who love this planet as much as the Fairy folk. There is one simple rule. Use only what you need and use it wsely. Do this and the Earth will survive.
Go now, and begin your quest. I shall repeat this message for those humans whose Fairy intelligence is buried a bit deeper than yours.