Comments | illix: 11 Demands for Discovery

illix

11 Demands for Discovery

Sep 01, 2010 18:12

Let me start out by saying that I am an awful, awful person. When I first heard news of the hostage incident at Discovery Channel headquarters, my first thoughts were, in order: 1) "Wow, that's terrible," 2) "I sure hope Staudt wasn't anywhere near that," (followed by remembering Staudt is a bastard who is in Chicago and not here hanging out with ( Read more... )

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fragmentedsky September 1 2010, 22:51:02 UTC

You are not permitted to acquire an Apache Longbow Helicopter.

INVENT, DAMN YOU!! lostsailors September 1 2010, 23:08:38 UTC

I know I personally have been blaming the Discovery Channel for the economic crisis. Finally, they might get off their asses and do something about it.

I must, however, disagree with your Bearles duet show, mostly because I don't like Bear Grylls because he is a giant phony and Les is awesome and Canadian. And of course, no to Shark Week just because I personally need about 90,000 hours of Great Whites all the time. I honestly don't know how there isn't the Shark Week Channel (coming song! The title is Marvin's, the concept is mine). Omg and "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!" is my favourite horror show. I was so damn traumatized when that came out, even now I just wonder, what if I am pregnant? Even though I haven't had tilde relations tilde. WHAT IF I AM HAVING TWINS RIGHT NOW.

WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

God my whole comment is rude, I really do hope they get that idiot out of there and all the hostages make it out safe. I first saw this on Khaman's journal, what is with this week.

Re: INVENT, DAMN YOU!! illix September 1 2010, 23:37:29 UTC

No, it's cool, all the hostages are safe. I made sure not to post until it was safe to make jokes about it.

Bear Grylls is just so insane though. He just DOES these THINGS. One time on the urban survival episode in this ruined industrial district in Eastern Europe he found abandoned canisters of oxygen and acetylene and a big heavy dumpster, so naturally he BLEW UP THE DUMPSTER IN ORDER TO BREAK OPEN A DOOR. And meanwhile he keeps talking about how spies and saboteurs and such will use explosives to break open doors sometimes and I'm like BEAR SOMEHOW I THINK BLOWING UP A DUMPSTER IS NOT A COMMON SPY TACTIC. But it's Bear Grylls. He needs to have a cookbook called Bear Grills. And while it's true that parts of the show are staged, he has actually done a lot of insane things in his life. For instance, he was the youngest Briton to ever climb Mount Everest. He has a blog, which he mostly uses to post X-rays of shit he's broken. I would really just like to see Bear "I'M GOING TO KILL A BUNNY RABBIT WITH A STICK AND THEN EAT IT ( ... )

Re: INVENT, DAMN YOU!! lostsailors September 2 2010, 02:33:40 UTC

Oh, thank god. I was just marginally following while I was at work. Still: insanity.

EL OH EL, I MIGHT SHIP THEM NOW.

antarcticphoenx September 2 2010, 01:17:26 UTC

This whole thing is excellent.

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illix September 3 2010, 17:53:49 UTC

We have labored in ignorance too long.