i just had a paper i wrote ripped apart by a professor. not physically, but verbally ( Read more... )

Dear any team playing the Yankees,

Your season may be, for all intents and purposes, over, but please buck up and take it like a man rather than rolling over and taking it like a man in prison.

At least pretend to try to beat the Yankees. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,
   Red Sox Nation