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[illiander_9bees]

I have been instructed to say a few things, to protect the innocence of the security guard.

1. I was not at JC Penney's when the incident happened (I was at church)

2. It was not the security guard who cuffed me (I did it myself)

But it was a nice story. And I wish I had more appalled friends, but I'll bet most of you assumed it was a play on

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[truthiess_hero]

so.... were you actually accosted or did you just do this to make a point?

[illiander_9bees]

neither, really. I was just doing it to see what people would say. It really wasn't meant as a dipstick on my relationships.