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I have been instructed to say a few things, to protect the innocence of the security guard.
1. I was not at JC Penney's when the incident happened (I was at church)
2. It was not the security guard who cuffed me (I did it myself)
But it was a nice story. And I wish I had more appalled friends, but I'll bet most of you assumed it was a play on words.
1. I was not at JC Penney's when the incident happened (I was at church)
2. It was not the security guard who cuffed me (I did it myself)
But it was a nice story. And I wish I had more appalled friends, but I'll bet most of you assumed it was a play on words.