Tonys approach to dating: a 10 step program

Apr 20, 2004 23:57

1-boy meets girl
2-boy like girl
3-girl likes boy
4-boy is retarded and doesnt see that girl likes boy
this goes on for months
5-boy thinks "maybe she does like me", girl thinks "why hasnt he asked me out yet?"
6-more time goes by
7-boy thinks "maybe she doesnt like me , but i think she does", girl thinks "why hasnt he asked me out yet?
am i not flirting enough?"
8-boy thinks "maybe she does like me", girl thinks "HE HASNT ASKED ME OUT YET, WTF?"
9-boy thinks "maybe she does like me", girl says "fuck it!!!, what you doin this weekend? we should do
something.....look i like you...and i know that may seem weird for me to just say it but....."
10-boy thinks "maybe she likes me"

the end

ps. just went through steps 9 & 10 tonight so this post isnt just outta the blue
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