The Secret Life of Me
You may not know that my parental life is screwed.
I am wondering if I should send this informative yet terrible letter to my mother and father
So step on up to the end of forever.
(Dont judge or say how dare you. Save it for your real friends)
Dear Mom and Dad,
Every single last thing is because of me in your mind. Well you know what, this one's on you. You’re the ones smoking. You’re the ones making your lungs black. That’s the reason you’re coughing all the time. There is no way you can put this one on me. So brace yourselves, this ones YOUR fault. Not only is it killing you, but it is killing me. It’s called secondhand smoking. Call me crazy, but id like to live longer then you both are going to live. Wow crazy thought huh? You know what; I bet Suda experienced secondhand smoking too. I done research and it effects pets to. It probably contributed to her DEATH!!!!! You just don’t understand. You said you’d try to quit, but your smoking more then ever. And in my face, which is worst of all. So just go outside. I'm tired of this. If it’s cold outside, then you got to want to smoke, because you should have to put on a coat and brace the cold weather outside. If it’s warm, then go outside. If its summer, winter, spring, or fall GO OUTSIDE. OR just try to quit. And Mom you always take stuff out on me. GUESS WHAT!-->it not my fault that you haven’t slept well, or that your work sucks, that was never caused by me, so stop being such a bitch to me about that kind of stuff. DAD I know you promised me you would try to quit (many times actually). But last night when I asked you to stop you said deal with it! How dare you say that? I should not have to deal with this crap. No child should have to die earlier because their parents smoke in the house. That should never be the case. In fact it’s kind of like murder. SO go smoke to your death in jail. And mom I know you told me you would try to quit, this was what? 4 years ago. Get your act together, stop being such procrastinators, and Get the gum, the patch! DO SOMETHING because you can’t do this on your own. These things can help you with withdraw. The kitchen is not good enough. The smell lingers around the house. DO you know how gross it is to come home to a smoke filled\smelling house? IT’S THE WORST experience ever. I can’t invite friends over because of the smell and the smoke. THAT IS JUST WRONG. Its repulsive, it really is. And I know you smoke in the bathroom, the living room, the kitchen...ECT when I’m sleeping or when I am out. Even when I’m awake sometimes! Well I’m tired of it. Go kill yourselves outside, and out of my sight for god sake. Way to set a good example!
I am wondering if I should send this informative yet terrible letter to my mother and father
So step on up to the end of forever.
(Dont judge or say how dare you. Save it for your real friends)
Dear Mom and Dad,
Every single last thing is because of me in your mind. Well you know what, this one's on you. You’re the ones smoking. You’re the ones making your lungs black. That’s the reason you’re coughing all the time. There is no way you can put this one on me. So brace yourselves, this ones YOUR fault. Not only is it killing you, but it is killing me. It’s called secondhand smoking. Call me crazy, but id like to live longer then you both are going to live. Wow crazy thought huh? You know what; I bet Suda experienced secondhand smoking too. I done research and it effects pets to. It probably contributed to her DEATH!!!!! You just don’t understand. You said you’d try to quit, but your smoking more then ever. And in my face, which is worst of all. So just go outside. I'm tired of this. If it’s cold outside, then you got to want to smoke, because you should have to put on a coat and brace the cold weather outside. If it’s warm, then go outside. If its summer, winter, spring, or fall GO OUTSIDE. OR just try to quit. And Mom you always take stuff out on me. GUESS WHAT!-->it not my fault that you haven’t slept well, or that your work sucks, that was never caused by me, so stop being such a bitch to me about that kind of stuff. DAD I know you promised me you would try to quit (many times actually). But last night when I asked you to stop you said deal with it! How dare you say that? I should not have to deal with this crap. No child should have to die earlier because their parents smoke in the house. That should never be the case. In fact it’s kind of like murder. SO go smoke to your death in jail. And mom I know you told me you would try to quit, this was what? 4 years ago. Get your act together, stop being such procrastinators, and Get the gum, the patch! DO SOMETHING because you can’t do this on your own. These things can help you with withdraw. The kitchen is not good enough. The smell lingers around the house. DO you know how gross it is to come home to a smoke filled\smelling house? IT’S THE WORST experience ever. I can’t invite friends over because of the smell and the smoke. THAT IS JUST WRONG. Its repulsive, it really is. And I know you smoke in the bathroom, the living room, the kitchen...ECT when I’m sleeping or when I am out. Even when I’m awake sometimes! Well I’m tired of it. Go kill yourselves outside, and out of my sight for god sake. Way to set a good example!