Airport Series

(especially for you, dad, brother, man)

1
Three kidney-shaped splotches
of blood on my jeans
and I’m headed to the airport.
So I tied a sweater around my ass.

2
A woman with ceramic hair
mumbles beside me
at the arrival and departure
monitors. Does she know

I’m bleeding? I feel for you, lady
Keep talking as we both stare
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okay, after this entry i don't know how often i'll be around.  just kidding, i'll be the corpse that keeps coming back to life, and i'll ask you to shake one of my stubby hands dripping with blood, but you'll refuse.  so i'll ask you to shake the other one not as bloody, and you'll be zapped with a hand buzzer ( Read more... )

Oh, I am so sick of scare tactics.  I'm not afraid of anything.


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No one has commented on how nasal my voice sounds on Voicepost. I always have to make fun of myself. It's lonely.

I like rescuing neglected plants.




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I bought really sharp shoes for this pretend job I have. Who wants to play with my little Fisher Price kitchenette?  I dare you to guess how old I am!  I dare you to guess how long I've been in business.

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know there is an option of flagging people's journals.  Just letting you know that.

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