Alright, guys. We need to have a talk.

Whoever cleaned my room today? So uncool. It was a lovely, lived-in mess, and now it's all organized and I can't find anything. My cute little Kirin is cowering under my bed now, too. So not only did you clean my room, but you've traumatized my baby ( Read more... )

Hah hah!

That's right, ladies!  One small bid will get you a night with yours truly~  ♥  And really, it's for a good cause.  Probably.  ACtually, I'm not sure, but whatever~

I've already put in my bids!  I encourage you to do the same~

Nephrite Jade

Well, seeing as how two people have already been here, I thought I might make a little announcement:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

Average height, lightly tan, blond hair and blue-green eyes. Dashingly handsome. Always very well-dressed. Probably last seen in the company of beautiful ladies~
So if anyone has any information about me, that would be very ( Read more... )

EDENSPHERIANS!

I hereby declare today Pantsless Wednesday!