On The Topic Of Tezuka Kunimitsu, Space Adventurer

Jan 14, 2009 23:17



Heck, I totally forgot about this because of all my fandisc spazz.

TEZUKA KUNIMITSU :
His unhealthy obsession with German sausages finally revealed canon since longtime! [proof]

This is actually educational!

Warning: Do not click in case you are easily disgusted by or take offence in either sausages or nation stereotypes. But it's not that bad, really.

Worries About The Future
So Tezuka's really going to be a pro tennis player in Germany, eh?

Saa, you don't know that for sure... basically anything could happen.
Heh?

I mean, he could fall into the hands of a German sausage maker and spend the rest of his life making sausages...!?
Or what if he were transformed into a cyborg by some mad German scientist...!?
Nooo Tezuka! You can't go to Germany!

Dontbecomeysausagemakerdontletyourself beturnedintoarobotdontgoooo~!!

And where is Germany anyway?

Kikumaru, it's your future I'm worried about...

. . .

Now onto the educational part! On the topic of sausages:
Popular German sausage: the bockwurst.
Popular German food that is not a sausage: the döner.
Popular food that is not German but is eaten in Germany as well as in a couple of other countries: the sandwich! Who doesn't love a sandwich?

SCIENCE! The Art Of Robot Making.
Popular German scientist: Alfred Wegener. Came up with the theory of continental drift in 1915. Whether he ever constructed a robot or not remains unknown.
Popular German person that is not really a scientist but has a doctor's degree in chemistry: Angela Merkel. Was elected chancellor of Germany in 2005. Has not yet shown interest in robotics.
Popular person that is not German but has been to Germany: Tezuka Kunimitsu, fictional japanese junior high student and tennis player. Rarely smiles. Never gets careless.
...I screwed with the html in this entry and had to repost ♥ sorry for the lost comments, everyone ^^

tennis crack, space tezuka, i didn't make this up

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