1. The Road ( Read more... )

1. Slumdog Millionaire ( Read more... )

i don't fall asleep at the wheel, i drift. the over-conditioned oxygen engulfs me, my palms moist with (as far as i can tell)chemically-induced perspiration, whilst i speculate how many compound nouns i have used since birth ( Read more... )

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something meaningful coming soon!

foolish sucka. you foolish sucka ( Read more... )

ouch ( Read more... )

his 94 fingers and 28 toes decimate the decibels shrouding psuedo-bohemia. he threatened to "boom boom boom," endlessly my stomach rattled. "call me dad, now." claiming the kidnapping was a ruse, we continued, whilst screaming mandolins emanate from the ground quaking at the seamless pantaloons. melting visages empty out the weaving basketry. blood ( Read more... )

( fergalicious def )

black history month is the stupidest thing ever invented to make white people feel better about slavery ( Read more... )