The Williams Legacy: Generation 1, Chapter 2
welcome, ladies & gents, to another chapter of the williamses. we've got babies and such ahead, so i'm pretty sure you'll want to get into the chapter now.
also! i apologize for the gray text, i've tried to make it a bit darker...i'm also sorry it puts a lot of space inbetween words toward the top of a post, that's just my layout :P
WARNING: Big-kid material in here~!
Last time on the Williams Legacy, we were introduced to our lovely founder, Emma. She met this dude named Sherman and they got married and had sexytimes and everything in like a matter of 7 hours. woo!
missed something?
1.1
What an...er...lovely way to start off the chapter...Emma: BLEUIGHUEHGUHEUHSHUTUPIMBARFINGBLLALHAHKDH
Emma: omnomnom waffles.
Yeah, no offense, but you're really boring.
Emma: Now I'm playing the keyboard. Still boring?
When does Sherman get home from work?
aand now Emma's leaving...forever alone ;-;
SHERMAN!!
Sherman: I came home 'cause I was scared of the monsters...
And because you love me, right? :3
Sherman: Sure...that too.
Let me explain. I found an expensive ass car in Sherman's inventory, and well, I sold it, if that wasn't obvious already. I added quite a bit onto the house, which, in only the second chapter of the first generation, now looks like it could easily be from the second or third gen. of a legacy. I'm so pro. :P
Overhead view. I also add a few pieces of furniture at different points throughout the chapter, so don't get weirded out or anything if you notice something.
Early-morning hot tub snuggletimez!
-le sigh- How romantic...
Emma: brb, gotta go...
Emma: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKEEEEEEEEE
Really now, Emma? You honestly couldn't make it to the toilet?
Emma: Well, that was, uh, gross.
Yup.
Sherman: VROOM VROOM, MOTHAFUCKAH.Emma: Oh, he's so cute when he's with his video games...
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO BORING, CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?
I got tired of watching the two of them sit around the house, so I sent Emma to the bookstore to buy tons of shit with all the extra money we had.
Emma: Euuugrh, I don't feel so good...
Oh dear, not..
...again.
Emma: Can we just go on with our lives and pretend this never happened?
Sure thing.
Sherman: Why can't I see the stars?
Well gee, I dunno, maybe because it's THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?
Sherman: -sniff- Don't rain on my parade, okay?
Sherman: Pay close attention, young grasshopper, for this activity requires focus, talent, and precision.
I could've done better.
Sherman: Oh no you couldn't have! I'm the MAN. cha cha cha real smooth
You realize that was a really low score, don't you??
Sherman: -eyeroll- Bitch, wuteva.
And of course, now we're back to the telescope.
Emma: Why did I leave work early? I didn't wanna leave work early. :O That girl with the big nose did it, didn't she?
Emma: Oh, ugly clothes! I read all about this in the books; I must be having a baby!
Right-o.
Emma: Since I can't go to work, I guess I'll just play guitar all day...
Emma: And get massages!
Emma: Yeah, this is the life.
Emma: So anyways, Sherman, the reason I'm getting big and stuff has nothing to do with eating too many waffles. (though that might be a part of it...)
Emma: Anyways, I'm pregnant!
Sherman: O M G, you mean I'm gonna be a daddy?
Sherman: PEEKABOO!
Emma: Uh, voice? According to this book, the baby doesn't just pop out by magic...I have to push it out of my vag.
Well, that is the general idea.
Not much to say here...just thought this picture was cute.
Emma: Whee, look at me, I'm like a flying pregnant ninja!
Emma: I'm on top of the world...
Emma and Sherman, y u so perfect together?
What've you got that smug look on your face for, mister?
Sherman: I've just gotten a promotion, hot diggity dog damn!
Emma: OMGZ, famous person!
Emma: Teehee, looks like I'm squeezing your face...
FamousDude: Preggo freak...
Emma: Guys, look, a vampire. You guys see that vampire? She's freaking out, bahaha. Why's she freaking out?
Emma: Oh my god, you're all freaking out. Stop freaking out, you're freaking me out...
Emma: DEAR GOD, YOU'VE FREAKED ME OUT SO MUCH THAT NOW I HAVE TERRIBLE STOMACH PAINS!
TeenageGirlOnABench: Stupid bitch, you're giving birth.
Emma: Oh, good. For a second there I thought I had the stomach flu or something.
Emma: WAIT OH GOD HOLY SHITSTICKS I'M GIVING BIRTH I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THIS
Meanwhile, back at the house...
...No comment.
FamousDude: -still freaking out-
LadyWhoIThinkIsFamousDude'sWife: -stroking her luscious hair-
TeenageGirlWhoIsNoLongerOnABench: -doesn't care-
Emma: WAIT VAMPIRE LADY PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE KILL ME SUCK ALL MY BLOOD OUT LET ME DIE OH MY GOD THIS HUURRRTTTSSS
...What, crisis averted? Why are you all so calm? It's creepy.
Emma: YOU PEOPLE DONT EVEN CARE, DO YOU?
LadyWhoIThinkIsFamousDude'sWife: Is that a bird I see?
So then, Emma decided it would be a good idea to call a taxi, and instead of going across the street to the hospital, have the baby at home.
I did nothing, you guys.
Emma: Hey Sherman, I'm home. I'm also sort of having the baby...so, you know.
Sherman: k sounds cool
Emma: I think I'll have the baby right here, in the nursery...
Again, guys, I didn't do ANY of this.
Emma: OH GOD OW NO THIS WAS A BAD IDEA I'M NEVER HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX AGAIN
Emma: lol it tickles
Emma: AAAAHASEEBYEENAAAsABbsAISHABAaAAAAAAAAA
NotTellingYouHerNameYet: Mom stop this isnt the lion king you're embarassing me in front of the stuffed Big Bird
Sherman?
Sherman: Shush, voice, this is a very important game.
Emma: Hey, I've just given birth and all, no biggie...
Sherman: I WON THE GAME!!!
Birthday!
Emma: shhheeeewww
Emma: YAY WOW THIS IS EXCITING
Sherman: YEAAHHH PARTY!
Emma: I will devour your soul.
Emma: Psh, I'm too good for this.
Oh look the baby disappeared
STOP, GINGER TIME.
Are you all prepared for the amount of extreme cuteness you're about to view? No? Too bad.
THIS IS QUINN WILLIAMS! Her traits are Virtuoso and Genius, and i love her already <3 She's got Emma's hair and facial structure, but Sherman's skintone and eyes. She's going to be stunning when she's older, I can already tell.
And here's another screencap just in case you aren't convinced of her cuteness yet :3
That's all for now! I'm planning to get chapters out by Sunday so keep checking back.
~iheartcarl<3
also! i apologize for the gray text, i've tried to make it a bit darker...i'm also sorry it puts a lot of space inbetween words toward the top of a post, that's just my layout :P
WARNING: Big-kid material in here~!
Last time on the Williams Legacy, we were introduced to our lovely founder, Emma. She met this dude named Sherman and they got married and had sexytimes and everything in like a matter of 7 hours. woo!
missed something?
1.1
What an...er...lovely way to start off the chapter...Emma: BLEUIGHUEHGUHEUHSHUTUPIMBARFINGBLLALHAHKDH
Emma: omnomnom waffles.
Yeah, no offense, but you're really boring.
Emma: Now I'm playing the keyboard. Still boring?
When does Sherman get home from work?
aand now Emma's leaving...forever alone ;-;
SHERMAN!!
Sherman: I came home 'cause I was scared of the monsters...
And because you love me, right? :3
Sherman: Sure...that too.
Let me explain. I found an expensive ass car in Sherman's inventory, and well, I sold it, if that wasn't obvious already. I added quite a bit onto the house, which, in only the second chapter of the first generation, now looks like it could easily be from the second or third gen. of a legacy. I'm so pro. :P
Overhead view. I also add a few pieces of furniture at different points throughout the chapter, so don't get weirded out or anything if you notice something.
Early-morning hot tub snuggletimez!
-le sigh- How romantic...
Emma: brb, gotta go...
Emma: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKEEEEEEEEE
Really now, Emma? You honestly couldn't make it to the toilet?
Emma: Well, that was, uh, gross.
Yup.
Sherman: VROOM VROOM, MOTHAFUCKAH.Emma: Oh, he's so cute when he's with his video games...
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO BORING, CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?
I got tired of watching the two of them sit around the house, so I sent Emma to the bookstore to buy tons of shit with all the extra money we had.
Emma: Euuugrh, I don't feel so good...
Oh dear, not..
...again.
Emma: Can we just go on with our lives and pretend this never happened?
Sure thing.
Sherman: Why can't I see the stars?
Well gee, I dunno, maybe because it's THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?
Sherman: -sniff- Don't rain on my parade, okay?
Sherman: Pay close attention, young grasshopper, for this activity requires focus, talent, and precision.
I could've done better.
Sherman: Oh no you couldn't have! I'm the MAN. cha cha cha real smooth
You realize that was a really low score, don't you??
Sherman: -eyeroll- Bitch, wuteva.
And of course, now we're back to the telescope.
Emma: Why did I leave work early? I didn't wanna leave work early. :O That girl with the big nose did it, didn't she?
Emma: Oh, ugly clothes! I read all about this in the books; I must be having a baby!
Right-o.
Emma: Since I can't go to work, I guess I'll just play guitar all day...
Emma: And get massages!
Emma: Yeah, this is the life.
Emma: So anyways, Sherman, the reason I'm getting big and stuff has nothing to do with eating too many waffles. (though that might be a part of it...)
Emma: Anyways, I'm pregnant!
Sherman: O M G, you mean I'm gonna be a daddy?
Sherman: PEEKABOO!
Emma: Uh, voice? According to this book, the baby doesn't just pop out by magic...I have to push it out of my vag.
Well, that is the general idea.
Not much to say here...just thought this picture was cute.
Emma: Whee, look at me, I'm like a flying pregnant ninja!
Emma: I'm on top of the world...
Emma and Sherman, y u so perfect together?
What've you got that smug look on your face for, mister?
Sherman: I've just gotten a promotion, hot diggity dog damn!
Emma: OMGZ, famous person!
Emma: Teehee, looks like I'm squeezing your face...
FamousDude: Preggo freak...
Emma: Guys, look, a vampire. You guys see that vampire? She's freaking out, bahaha. Why's she freaking out?
Emma: Oh my god, you're all freaking out. Stop freaking out, you're freaking me out...
Emma: DEAR GOD, YOU'VE FREAKED ME OUT SO MUCH THAT NOW I HAVE TERRIBLE STOMACH PAINS!
TeenageGirlOnABench: Stupid bitch, you're giving birth.
Emma: Oh, good. For a second there I thought I had the stomach flu or something.
Emma: WAIT OH GOD HOLY SHITSTICKS I'M GIVING BIRTH I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THIS
Meanwhile, back at the house...
...No comment.
FamousDude: -still freaking out-
LadyWhoIThinkIsFamousDude'sWife: -stroking her luscious hair-
TeenageGirlWhoIsNoLongerOnABench: -doesn't care-
Emma: WAIT VAMPIRE LADY PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE KILL ME SUCK ALL MY BLOOD OUT LET ME DIE OH MY GOD THIS HUURRRTTTSSS
...What, crisis averted? Why are you all so calm? It's creepy.
Emma: YOU PEOPLE DONT EVEN CARE, DO YOU?
LadyWhoIThinkIsFamousDude'sWife: Is that a bird I see?
So then, Emma decided it would be a good idea to call a taxi, and instead of going across the street to the hospital, have the baby at home.
I did nothing, you guys.
Emma: Hey Sherman, I'm home. I'm also sort of having the baby...so, you know.
Sherman: k sounds cool
Emma: I think I'll have the baby right here, in the nursery...
Again, guys, I didn't do ANY of this.
Emma: OH GOD OW NO THIS WAS A BAD IDEA I'M NEVER HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX AGAIN
Emma: lol it tickles
Emma: AAAAHASEEBYEENAAAsABbsAISHABAaAAAAAAAAA
NotTellingYouHerNameYet: Mom stop this isnt the lion king you're embarassing me in front of the stuffed Big Bird
Sherman?
Sherman: Shush, voice, this is a very important game.
Emma: Hey, I've just given birth and all, no biggie...
Sherman: I WON THE GAME!!!
Birthday!
Emma: shhheeeewww
Emma: YAY WOW THIS IS EXCITING
Sherman: YEAAHHH PARTY!
Emma: I will devour your soul.
Emma: Psh, I'm too good for this.
Oh look the baby disappeared
STOP, GINGER TIME.
Are you all prepared for the amount of extreme cuteness you're about to view? No? Too bad.
THIS IS QUINN WILLIAMS! Her traits are Virtuoso and Genius, and i love her already <3 She's got Emma's hair and facial structure, but Sherman's skintone and eyes. She's going to be stunning when she's older, I can already tell.
And here's another screencap just in case you aren't convinced of her cuteness yet :3
That's all for now! I'm planning to get chapters out by Sunday so keep checking back.
~iheartcarl<3