The Williams Legacy: Gen. 1, Chapter 1
YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FOLKS.
after suffering through months of schoolwork and other distractions, crashes, laziness, and more crashes, it's finally here! before we begin, lj is a buttface, and i won't be coloring anything characters say because it's too stressful. i'll shush now, so you lovelies can get on reading.
WARNING: Contains some adult content.
Let's kick things off by introducing our foundress...
Emma Williams! She's easily one of the best sims I've ever made, in my opinion. And yes, she's a ginger. I just really like red hair, okay?
And this is the house! I was able to actually furnish and decorate - I didn't buy the biggest lot in Riverview, because eh.
got her a job in the music industry blah blah blah
And now, we go man-hunting....
This here is Sherman...something, and he looks attractive enough to father Emma's bbs, yes?
Emma: HiattractivepersonI'mEmmaandI'mgoingtohaveyourbabies.
Sherman: lol bitch u crazy
Emma: I like the moon. Do you like the moon? I think it's fantastic.
Sherman: ...
Emma: I also like the sun. It's like a big explosion of awesome fire in the sky, you know?
This isn't gonna work, Emma - you're a freak.
Sherman: Yeah, freakishly hot...
Emma: So, Sherman, according to that old lady over there, you're pretty good in bed ;)
Sherman: What would that old lady know about what I'm like in bed?
Emma: lol jk
Sherman: Oh, hahaha
Emma: She actually said you're awful in bed.
Emma: Yo Sherman, homie G, you wanna come and hang up in mah hizzle?
Stop that, you'll scare him away.
Emma: Pay close attention, dear voice. I'm about to teach you how to charm a man right into your pants.
-_-
Emma: You see, you've gotta pretend you know how to cook, because guys either really like food or they find that hot or something.
Sherman: I always feel like somebody's waatchin meeee...
Emma: He has no privacy.
Creepy bastard.
Emma: Hey Sherman! I wasn't just stalking you from the corner or anything...
Sherman: BEWBS.
aand, 5 hours after you've met, we're already into the amorous hugging and such.
No cheats involved, I swear it.
MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS
Emma: I know we've only just met, but you wanna go steady with me?
Sherman: Why not?
Emma: If you'll stay a little longer, I'll let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans, babeh
Sherman: But you're wearing shorts...
Emma: Shh just pretend
Emma: You wanna marry me? Y/Y?
Sherman: -is a little girl-
Emma & Sherman: -cute hug-
I swear, this is the quickest I've ever had a couple get married. If you look, it's still bright outside.
Kissy kissy, married, yay! Babies now? I'm getting bored here.
Sherman: You're ruining our moment!
With the funds gained from Sherman moving in, I was able to add onto the house. We now have a dresser, a mirror, a keyboard, a couch, and a TV.
Here is the made-over Sherman! He's pretty fine, yesh? I love his traits so much. <3
And I'll finish up the chapter by showing you the following image:
Ohohoho, babies next time, it would appear.
ALSO, kcrockssims , since you never got to see a Harrington chapter with your house in it, I'll use that house as soon as the Williamses can afford it. :D
~iheartcarl<3