three cabbages

[iheartcabbage]

►Phone 「 768 Bunker Street ∆ Mid-Morning 」

Good morning, Mayfield. I hope you're all doing well.

My name is Tohru Adachi, and after some consideration I've decided to offer my, er, 'services' to you all. This place can be pretty scary, and I have no doubt some of you are suffering mental anguish from some of the prior events of this town, or perhaps

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action;

[partytoastess]

[ Nena is watching you.

Yes.

Nena is watching you. She'll be coming up the driveway gun and all~ ]

[iheartcabbage]

[OH GOD GET OUT NENA.

Not that he'll even notice until she's in the doorway anyways.]

[partytoastess]

Hi, Adachi!

[ who needs doors? she'll just kick open the door and look around ]

[iheartcabbage]

[B-but the door was already open. WHY IS SHE KICKING IT AGAIN? Damn it, Nena.

Also, that voice. That voice. And yet, Adachi will react as if nothing has ever happened between them!]

Oh, hello Nena. How's it going?

[partytoastess]

Nena's fine. Nena doesn't really care about the stuff you're doing but she baked you some cupcakes?!

Do you want Nena's delicious pink cupcake~?

[ YOU DO ADACHI ]

[iheartcabbage]

[I don't know man, this is pretty suspicious.

They're laced with razor blades and anthrax, aren't they?]

Cupcakes, huh? Well, I'm really that big of a sweets eater, but I suppose I can't turn something homemade down.

[partytoastess]

[ HAHA. Nope. Nena takes one of the pancakes and just takes a sensual bite out of it. She hands another one to Adachi. ]

They're really good!

[ And that they are! She may have just used the whole bag of sugar for one cupcake but.... regardless they aren't terrible ]

[iheartcabbage]

[Well, if she insists. He'll somewhat hesitantly take a bite and--

...........

That was the sound of his teeth rotting on contact, wasn't it?

FORCED SMILE. ALSO FORCED SWALLOWING.]

W-wow, Nena-chan. T... they really are something else.

[Shudder.]

[partytoastess]

They're great, huh?!

[ 8D ]

[iheartcabbage]

A little... sugary, but yeah.

[Wait a minute. Something was up.

Why would she be making cupcakes unless--]

...Are you handing out cupcakes for votes in that prom thingy?

1/2

[partytoastess]

[ epiphany ]

[partytoastess]

That's a great idea, Adachi! You're the best!!!

How about you help Nena deliver them!?

[iheartcabbage]

[Oh god what no what has he dooooooone.]

U-uh, I'd love to but... I'm kind of busy as the moment.

[partytoastess]

Who cares! We can just do this in the morning, right?

[ YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NENA'S SHOVE ]

[iheartcabbage]

[There was really no getting out of this, was there? Siiiigh.]

I guess it can't be helped. Fine.

[partytoastess]

Get up earlier! You're helping Nena campaigning!

[ do you want to do a log post or hand wave it or post or something ]