three cabbages

Apr 22, 2011 12:36

►Phone 「 768 Bunker Street ∆ Mid-Morning 」

Good morning, Mayfield. I hope you're all doing well.

My name is Tohru Adachi, and after some consideration I've decided to offer my, er, 'services' to you all. This place can be pretty scary, and I have no doubt some of you are suffering mental anguish from some of the prior events of this town, or perhaps from your own troubled past. I want to help.

Starting today, any of you may stop by my residence at 768 Bunker Street for consultation. I will do my best to offer you some sound advice for any of your problems. I know it sounds silly, but sometimes you just need someone to listen to you. Obviously, nothing will leave the confines of the house unless you want it to. I'll probably be here all day, so feel free to stop by at any time.

[Well, gee. That was horribly awkward. Switching from semi-professional to friendly every half second? Good job, Adachi. NOBODY WILL EVER WANT TO COME.]

►Action 「 768 Bunker Street ∆ Afternoon 」

[You know, this was a really great idea, except for one little problem. All of his clients so far had been drones. Yes, apparently drones have issues that they felt like venting to him. Of course, they were never anything of note. Still, he gave them the same friendly smile and advice as he would any of his fellow citizens.

The last client has already left, but his door remains open. Feel free to let yourself in. He'll just be reading over his previous 'notes' while waiting.]

just don't call him therapist okay, adachi what are you doing, this is the worst best idea

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