My little brother is the shit!

[iheartbunnys]

pakster8: did i or mom tell you about the one night that cops came to our door?
pakistanian3: huh?
pakster8: alright
pakster8: one night around 12ish, mom hears banging on our door
pakster8: so she comes in a tells me about it
pakster8: and just as im looking out the window, i hear "hey look over there, a hand"
pakster8: so that completely freaked me out
pakster8: and so i went to your room to look out of the window there, and to get the cricket bat
pakistanian3: haha
pakster8: so when i look out your window, i hear again "there's another hand"
pakster8: and now im about to piss my pants
pakster8: so me and mom go up to the front door to see who it is
pakster8: i told her to open it, and i would have the bat ready to swing
pakistanian3: haha
pakster8: so just as she opens the door, i see two cops
pakster8: so i throw the bat into the living room and talk to the cops
pakistanian3: what'd they want?
pakster8: apparently the cops thought that our fire alarm went off
pakistanian3: hahahaha
pakster8: and me and mom were just like.. wtf?
pakster8: and then we both went back to bed.. after changing our pj's though
pakistanian3: hahahaha
pakistanian3: nice
pakster8: true story
pakster8: you can ask mom
pakster8: scared the hell out of both of us
pakistanian3: only a pakistanian would kick ass with a cricket bat
pakster8: hell yea