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Life
is
sexually
transmitted
&
terminal.
-Unknown
Some days your the dog, and some days your the hydrant.
- Unknown
Opportunity may only knock once,
but temptation leans on the
doorbell.
-Unknown
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
-Theodore Rubin
Advice is something we ask for when we know the answer but wish we didnt.
- Erica Jong
When we ask for advice, we are usally looking for an accomplice.
If everything seems under control, you are not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti
The trouble with being punctual, nobody is there to apperciate it.
I personally believe that we developed language for our true inner need to complain.
-Jane Wagner.
Random i know.
but it makes me smile.
is
sexually
transmitted
&
terminal.
-Unknown
Some days your the dog, and some days your the hydrant.
- Unknown
Opportunity may only knock once,
but temptation leans on the
doorbell.
-Unknown
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
-Theodore Rubin
Advice is something we ask for when we know the answer but wish we didnt.
- Erica Jong
When we ask for advice, we are usally looking for an accomplice.
If everything seems under control, you are not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti
The trouble with being punctual, nobody is there to apperciate it.
I personally believe that we developed language for our true inner need to complain.
-Jane Wagner.
Random i know.
but it makes me smile.