Bowser 04
I've finished with the two-week long celebration back home. It's a pity we can't have feasts and military parades in my honor here, but I suppose if every day were a holiday about how wonderful I am, it wouldn't feel so special anymore.
I assume you've all finished being toddlers and infants? General Guy, those Stilt Guys are back to normal by now, right?
Classes will resume, I expect you to come dressed up nicely for the next one. You'll get points off if you're all dressed like a bunch of slobs. Overalls will get you an instant F. Points off for bad facial hair, too.
Junior, did Kamek listen to you? Did you make any trouble while I was gone?
Kamek, I expect a report about what's happened since I was gone.
[Private to Kamek, level 4]Kamek, where did Wendy go? She's not at home - her brothers have no idea where she is, I tried asking Roy Jr. and Lemmy but they were as clueless as they always are about anything. Who in the world did you leave in charge of the Koopalings? Fire them. And by that I mean set them on fire. With lava.[/Private]
::Samus there is a present for you outside your door. It's a miniature potted cactus with four segments and a smiley face - it's a Pokey! It is but 12 inches tall. It sings Italian opera!::
::Junior, there's a giant possessed wedding cake outside of your door. It's made out of the souls of a dozen Lumas chocolate. There is also a "my first flame thrower" to get you ready for the day you can breathe fire on your own::
::Peach there is a present for you outside your door. It's a diamond ring in a little box. You know what kind of diamond ring it is.::
::Mario, there is a giant cake for you outside of your door. When you bring it inside, Kammy Koopa jumps out and you die of a heart attack.::
I assume you've all finished being toddlers and infants? General Guy, those Stilt Guys are back to normal by now, right?
Classes will resume, I expect you to come dressed up nicely for the next one. You'll get points off if you're all dressed like a bunch of slobs. Overalls will get you an instant F. Points off for bad facial hair, too.
Junior, did Kamek listen to you? Did you make any trouble while I was gone?
Kamek, I expect a report about what's happened since I was gone.
[Private to Kamek, level 4]Kamek, where did Wendy go? She's not at home - her brothers have no idea where she is, I tried asking Roy Jr. and Lemmy but they were as clueless as they always are about anything. Who in the world did you leave in charge of the Koopalings? Fire them. And by that I mean set them on fire. With lava.[/Private]
::Samus there is a present for you outside your door. It's a miniature potted cactus with four segments and a smiley face - it's a Pokey! It is but 12 inches tall. It sings Italian opera!::
::Junior, there's a giant possessed wedding cake outside of your door. It's made out of the souls of a dozen Lumas chocolate. There is also a "my first flame thrower" to get you ready for the day you can breathe fire on your own::
::Peach there is a present for you outside your door. It's a diamond ring in a little box. You know what kind of diamond ring it is.::
::Mario, there is a giant cake for you outside of your door. When you bring it inside, Kammy Koopa jumps out and you die of a heart attack.::