Bowser 03
I'm heading back home for a few weeks. It seems that my delighted subjects have decided to spontaneously throw a series of celebrations celebrating how great I am.
Also the Koopa Troop needs the fear of ME put back into them. They're getting lazy.
Junior, you listen to Kamek while I'm gone.
Kamek, you do whatever Junior tells you to do. Just no giant piles of Yoshi cookies.
General Guy, make sure Junior doesn't run Kamek into the ground.
Lash, try not to be 8 years old by the time I get back.
Mario, don't accidentally choke on your own mustache and deprive me of the pleasure of seeing you have to claw it off of your lip to save your life. If you ever stop being a little baby that is.
Peach, your bad and burly Bowser will be back before you know it, there's no need to cry.
Also the Koopa Troop needs the fear of ME put back into them. They're getting lazy.
Junior, you listen to Kamek while I'm gone.
Kamek, you do whatever Junior tells you to do. Just no giant piles of Yoshi cookies.
General Guy, make sure Junior doesn't run Kamek into the ground.
Lash, try not to be 8 years old by the time I get back.
Mario, don't accidentally choke on your own mustache and deprive me of the pleasure of seeing you have to claw it off of your lip to save your life. If you ever stop being a little baby that is.
Peach, your bad and burly Bowser will be back before you know it, there's no need to cry.