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I have this recurring dream where Heidi Klum keeps hitting on me. I think it's mostly to make her man jealous. Each dream it's a different man, but never Seal. Heidi Klum is a slut. I'm really not interested in her at all and have no idea why I'd have one dream about her, let alone a few. Cunt. Well, maybe I am a little flattered. At least it's better then the dreams I have when I'm driving my car off of mountains and bridges and into big holes in construction sites.