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Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, I'd like your dick in a box. But if that's not possible, then maybe Justin Timberlake's dick in a box. I'd also like anal skills, a new rabbit, astroglide and maybe a new box of Cap'n Crunch. I got the invitation to your Christmas party, but I'm not coming all that way unless there's a Midori Sour fountain that I can swim in.
Thanks pal!
Sincerely,
Kim
PS- You don't have to bring that K-Fed cd I asked for. Someone else (the best person in the whole wide world next to my hot boyfriend and my boo) already got it for me. You should keep it for yourself. I heard you like pancakes.
For Christmas this year, I'd like your dick in a box. But if that's not possible, then maybe Justin Timberlake's dick in a box. I'd also like anal skills, a new rabbit, astroglide and maybe a new box of Cap'n Crunch. I got the invitation to your Christmas party, but I'm not coming all that way unless there's a Midori Sour fountain that I can swim in.
Thanks pal!
Sincerely,
Kim
PS- You don't have to bring that K-Fed cd I asked for. Someone else (the best person in the whole wide world next to my hot boyfriend and my boo) already got it for me. You should keep it for yourself. I heard you like pancakes.