Communism Was Just A Red Herring
I start the career on Monday.....last night at the Mills was Friday...officially.
Thursday night was my going-away party. Most of the homies showed up....I got ungodly wasted but it was all in good fun. I was obnoxious and stupid but I didn't make an unnecessary ass of myself so it was all good.
Friday night I helped out with a couple parties and only had to work for an hour and a half. I made it through without getting douched or feathered so hells yeah. I purchased my mug club membership....number 666 is on my mug. Dan hooked it up.
Tonight I met up with R. Kelly and we hit up his buddy, Gater's bachelor party in Auburn Hills. I didn't know anyone else there so it was kind of lame for me. 2 Strippers and a naked waitress showed up and did their thing....it wasn't as impressive as the money they made that night for sure. But... low and behold... they had a card table goin. I bought in for fifty bucks and quickly doubled that catching a couple good pairs and a straight. I was smooth sailin' till I looked at 4s. I limp in....family pot (six of us) and catch a four on the flop. Hells yeah. I call someone's ten dollar raise and the turn pairs the board so I have a full house. I call a 20 dollar bet thinkin' the guy has a queen (pair on the board) so I'm lookin' to milk him for more money. River is an 8....i check....he bets 30 bucks. I come over the top all in and he calls.....he had Q8....motherfucker got runner runner for a better full house.....god damnit.
Me, Timmy and Ballhugger signed on the lease for our house in Royal Oak. Hells yeah!! November 1st is moving day. We're getting Sean's company truck to help us move and then I'm officially on my own. Bout damn time. This job better not fall through!!
Western lost to Central...weak shit.
...and all I do in my free time is play video games and beat off. My life rules!!
Thursday night was my going-away party. Most of the homies showed up....I got ungodly wasted but it was all in good fun. I was obnoxious and stupid but I didn't make an unnecessary ass of myself so it was all good.
Friday night I helped out with a couple parties and only had to work for an hour and a half. I made it through without getting douched or feathered so hells yeah. I purchased my mug club membership....number 666 is on my mug. Dan hooked it up.
Tonight I met up with R. Kelly and we hit up his buddy, Gater's bachelor party in Auburn Hills. I didn't know anyone else there so it was kind of lame for me. 2 Strippers and a naked waitress showed up and did their thing....it wasn't as impressive as the money they made that night for sure. But... low and behold... they had a card table goin. I bought in for fifty bucks and quickly doubled that catching a couple good pairs and a straight. I was smooth sailin' till I looked at 4s. I limp in....family pot (six of us) and catch a four on the flop. Hells yeah. I call someone's ten dollar raise and the turn pairs the board so I have a full house. I call a 20 dollar bet thinkin' the guy has a queen (pair on the board) so I'm lookin' to milk him for more money. River is an 8....i check....he bets 30 bucks. I come over the top all in and he calls.....he had Q8....motherfucker got runner runner for a better full house.....god damnit.
Me, Timmy and Ballhugger signed on the lease for our house in Royal Oak. Hells yeah!! November 1st is moving day. We're getting Sean's company truck to help us move and then I'm officially on my own. Bout damn time. This job better not fall through!!
Western lost to Central...weak shit.
...and all I do in my free time is play video games and beat off. My life rules!!