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My wife asked me to describe her. 
I said "You're A B C D E F G H I J K." 
She said "What does that mean?" 
I said "Adorable Beautiful Cute Delightful Elegant Foxy Gorgeous Hot." 
She said "Ooohh that's so lovely - but what about I J K?" .........
"I'm. Just. Kidding"

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Однажды толстый, глухой и русский....

Это не начало анекдота. Это один человек!
:-)