TROY

Feb 22, 2010 22:22

LOL I'M WATCHING TROY
[don't shoot me if I'm not even remotely historically accurate, I get most of my learnings from fiction.]

running commentary )

brb going to olympus, sparta cry of glory, general: movies, trojan princes are beastly, + troy, there is plot and gay, + percy jackson and the olympians, + mythology, 'cousin' icwydt, die in a fire, your destiny's calling, rant, + alexander

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igrab February 23 2010, 18:16:36 UTC
Sean Bean as Odysseus was amazing; it's too bad we didn't get to see more of him. I keep giggling in my head because he's Zeus, in Percy Jackson, and while I approve of him as Zeus I do not approve of how they portrayed... Zeus... in the movie. He's supposed to be all ~black haired~ and LONG black hair, at that, or something, idek but i hate how directors shy away from black hair so much IT MAKES ME RAGE.

like, i would've been fine if they'd stuck to the original briseis thought, too - that she's achilles's conquest/property and he whined like a bitch and stopped fighting the war because agamemnon took her away. like, pick one or the other, okay? but of course they could never do that because ~modern audiences~ would be furious but WTF is wrong with a relationship - and he could love her, even, he could love her more and she could have so much more meaning - WHERE THEY DON'T SLEEP TOGETHER? because the whole POINT is that he saved her from being raped, and yeah he doesn't respect the gods but ahjskhajkhdf;lsjgfkhgfjfggsadhjf okay i'm done, seriously.

i think people might not believe me when i say i love this movie rofl but i rage because i care. if it was a bad, boring movie, i wouldn't even give a crap. but it makes me angry because i love it so.

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