Based on the "15 facts about 15 muses" meme.
1. Brian's based on my old man.
He laughs while watching "The Deer Hunter".
2. Thokk is quite a gentle giant
But can still rend you asunder.
3. Velvetine's a space goddess,
Who pilots All Tomorrow's Parties.
4. Nex was a psychic child,
Whose school record was full of tardies.
5. Zato was a samurai
Who couldn't see but still got by.
6. Enmity couldn't speak.
He could never ask the gods "why?"
7. Liam was a real nice guy,
Just ask the demon who possessed him.
8. Nomad was a ladies man,
All the women did caress him.
9. Benzed-R-INE loved Friend Computer
'Til he was sent up for treason.
10. Narcissus was just a dick,
He didn't really have a reason.
11. Torsten was just like him,
But loved the net and loathed "the meat".
12. Lopti was a stoner gnome,
Who with his cowbell kept the beat.
13. Wysiwyg's a cyberpunk,
I used the name more than once.
14. Johnny was a fiddler,
And known as quite a fucking dunce.
15. Kahuna, here's a kiss.
There's no one left to rhyme with this.