in conclusion: cry-baby and dean are one and the same.
I put on Cry-Baby earlier as I hadn't seen it in over a year + needed something easy and fun to watch to clear my head. And, fifteen minutes into it, besides renewing my love for this movie and Johnny I just thought that Wade 'Cry-Baby' Walker and Dean Winchester? ONE AND THE SAME. It's scary, and I like it.
This calls for a Comparisons Picspam! Labeled that rather than a Free Excuse To Picspam Post; I've still got to renew my license on that one.
What jumpstarted the look out for comparisons. Because I am a heartless, shallow person who immediately thinks of the single Heart tear when viewing one on pretty 21 Jump Street era Johnny. I knew that part reminded me of something and lo and behold, it's a 1990 John Waters movie. Oh brain, you and me, we BFF.
Both are prone to flirting. A lot. Sometimes with potentially dangerous objects. What, like you've never seen someone attacked by a pen before. Dean could totally do it.
Both guys drive often and love their cars. Preferably with a hottie in the backseat or a sibling next to them.
Both are prone to singing to rock music while driving. Lip-synching, actually, but who cares, they're multi-tasking.
But most importantly, both of 'em drive beautiful kick-ass cars.
Both hang out with people who own junkyards and can easily kick anyone's ass! Very handy, that?
They can be absolutely disgusting in a quirky, still very hot way. At least, I think so.
The boys are good at sometimes laying it on thick to get a girl's attention.
Cry-Baby: "You got it, Allison. You got it RAW!"
Classy Chick: "My God. You are attractive."
Dean: "Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend.Please - lives are at stake."
Both are prone to flipping out and going a little crazy whenever family is concerned (see Cry-Baby get angry at the thought of what happened to his parents, Dean at the demon possessing Sam).
Both get their babies -- uh, their vehicles all messed up on purpose by evildoers.
Prone to being manhandled by the police. In a seemingly 'special' kinda way. Or at least, it was for Dean, jeez man, wait for Sammy.
Both spend time... lurking in sewers?
...and clearly, because of this, both need to take off as much clothes as possible. C-L-E-A-R-L-Y, BECAUSE THIS IS THE LOGICAL ROUTE.
On second hand, both have a fear of rats, and that's viable and logical, so.
Did I mention that they tend to get put in jail until their friends or siblings come and create a distraction to bail them out? Although now I'm thinking about 6'4" Sam in a dress and stockings singing "Please, Mr. Jailer" on top of the Impala. Brain, our BFF status, please, watch out for my crack factor. Please, let this happen, if just a dream, brain, okay? OKAY.
Special fun time with phones involved in different ways. Phone sex or vibrating bed, it's all good.
Best OMGWTFBBQ-related faces to activities regarding transportation because...
"Planes crash, Sam!" "And apparently clowns kill!"
Speeding cars + pretty delinquents = Trouble. Although the solution is to wait either five minutes or a few months to get your happy ending or season premiere but the lesson here is clowns kill, Wade's in Baltimore, Dean, you think you can give him a ring?
1) If you haven't seen Cry-Baby, check it out, you won't be sorry. And 2) access to Photoshop at 2 A.M. can be bad for one's health.
This calls for a Comparisons Picspam! Labeled that rather than a Free Excuse To Picspam Post; I've still got to renew my license on that one.
What jumpstarted the look out for comparisons. Because I am a heartless, shallow person who immediately thinks of the single Heart tear when viewing one on pretty 21 Jump Street era Johnny. I knew that part reminded me of something and lo and behold, it's a 1990 John Waters movie. Oh brain, you and me, we BFF.
Both are prone to flirting. A lot. Sometimes with potentially dangerous objects. What, like you've never seen someone attacked by a pen before. Dean could totally do it.
Both guys drive often and love their cars. Preferably with a hottie in the backseat or a sibling next to them.
Both are prone to singing to rock music while driving. Lip-synching, actually, but who cares, they're multi-tasking.
But most importantly, both of 'em drive beautiful kick-ass cars.
Both hang out with people who own junkyards and can easily kick anyone's ass! Very handy, that?
They can be absolutely disgusting in a quirky, still very hot way. At least, I think so.
The boys are good at sometimes laying it on thick to get a girl's attention.
Cry-Baby: "You got it, Allison. You got it RAW!"
Classy Chick: "My God. You are attractive."
Dean: "Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend.Please - lives are at stake."
Both are prone to flipping out and going a little crazy whenever family is concerned (see Cry-Baby get angry at the thought of what happened to his parents, Dean at the demon possessing Sam).
Both get their babies -- uh, their vehicles all messed up on purpose by evildoers.
Prone to being manhandled by the police. In a seemingly 'special' kinda way. Or at least, it was for Dean, jeez man, wait for Sammy.
Both spend time... lurking in sewers?
...and clearly, because of this, both need to take off as much clothes as possible. C-L-E-A-R-L-Y, BECAUSE THIS IS THE LOGICAL ROUTE.
On second hand, both have a fear of rats, and that's viable and logical, so.
Did I mention that they tend to get put in jail until their friends or siblings come and create a distraction to bail them out? Although now I'm thinking about 6'4" Sam in a dress and stockings singing "Please, Mr. Jailer" on top of the Impala. Brain, our BFF status, please, watch out for my crack factor. Please, let this happen, if just a dream, brain, okay? OKAY.
Special fun time with phones involved in different ways. Phone sex or vibrating bed, it's all good.
Best OMGWTFBBQ-related faces to activities regarding transportation because...
"Planes crash, Sam!" "And apparently clowns kill!"
Speeding cars + pretty delinquents = Trouble. Although the solution is to wait either five minutes or a few months to get your happy ending or season premiere but the lesson here is clowns kill, Wade's in Baltimore, Dean, you think you can give him a ring?
1) If you haven't seen Cry-Baby, check it out, you won't be sorry. And 2) access to Photoshop at 2 A.M. can be bad for one's health.