It's an insult, Dad. Sock him, sock everyone.

[iglootik]

Wha someone remind me to call the doctor tomorrow. Because I won't remember. I get really bad headaches, I have done for several years. And when I get them, they come up on the right side (or my right anyways) of my forehead, and I get this weird, oblong lump. And recently I get fevers with them. Sometimes they start making my eyes hurt and I can't see properly. It's like some kind of CRAZY migraine. I went to the doctor about it a few years ago, but she said it was probably due to dehydration. But I have made sure that I drink enough (because dehydration does bring them on) and I still get them! Sometimes they're so bad I can't stand up at all.

Anyways, the reason that I am going to see the doctor about this is because of something that happened earlier. I was standing talking to my dad for a while about the flat that I am moving into in October. I've had this thing for quite a while now where if I stand too long and not move (and I mean, only 15 minutes usually) I get REALLY dizzy, and these purple blotches come up and I have to sit down otherwise I'll fall over. And I also get this subtle feeling of nausea. So while I was talking to dad, I started to get dizzy and I leaned on the wall and that didn't help so I had to like double over next to a chair. Dad asked what was wrong and got me to sit down and I explained it all to him. He said the same thing used to happen to him, but when he was a child. I mean, sometimes I get so many blotches infront of my face that I can't see and sometimes my hearing goes cloudy. And if I stand up after I've been sitting a while, the same thing happens and I have to stand for a second while my vision and balance come back to me. And usually it brings on those headaches.

Well, dad said there is probably something I can take just to help it, and that it would be a good idea to go to the doctors to find out. I mean, I've always had fairly low blood pressure so perhaps I just don't get enough oxygen to my brain if I stand around for a while. Well, I dunno, I'm just guessing, that's why I need the DOCTOR'S OPINION. There's always been something weird with my heart... I have low blood pressure and quite a high pulse rate, and I have a stupidly small lung capacity, it's apparently a third less than it should be XD That's not really funny, but it makes me laugh to think that I have small lungs for some reason. I dunno, I have a weird sense of humour. But it's awful because I can't take showers for very long without feeling like I need to pass out. So it's probably for the best I get it looked at.

Uh... in other news, I got some new clothes! Woohoo! And my friend Michelle made this FREAKING AWESOME NEW LAYOUT FOR MY SITE which I haven't announced an opening date for but it will be really soon now that Chelle has made it look fantabulistic ;_; <3 I leave you with a conversation between me and my best friend Minh-Tam:

Oh Em-Tee says:

hoppy easter!

Laura~ says:

yay you too!

Laura~ says:

i like your emo bunny!

Oh Em-Tee says:

isn't he fantabulous?

Laura~ says:

yes!

Laura~ says:

yes he is

Oh Em-Tee says:

i hunger for..food

Oh Em-Tee says:

go get me some

Oh Em-Tee says:

NOW

Laura~ says:

OH MY GOD

Laura~ says:

no

Oh Em-Tee says:

OH EM TEE

Laura~ says:

BEE BEE QUEUE

Oh Em-Tee says:

OMG OH EM TEE

Laura~ says:

OMTWTFBBQ

Oh Em-Tee says:

ROFLCOPTOR

Oh Em-Tee says:

stupid teenies

Laura~ says:

teenie babies

Laura~ says:

stuffed with TEENS

Oh Em-Tee says:

BAStARDS

Laura~ says:

but we foiled their plans

Laura~ says:

by growing LARGER THAN THEIR TOYS

Laura~ says:

they were hoping we'd stop growing after we reached 7mm

Laura~ says:

but we just kept on going

Oh Em-Tee says:

um yes dear

Oh Em-Tee says:

whatever you say

Laura~ says:

SHUT UP

Laura~ says:

i can do whatever i want and you can't stop me

Oh Em-Tee says:

i just did

Oh Em-Tee says:

STOPPED

Laura~ says:

DAMMIT

Oh Em-Tee says:

ha HA

Laura~ says:

you've won this round, Em Tee

Laura~ says:

but i WILL have my vengence

Laura~ says:

VENGENCE with a side order of pay back

Oh Em-Tee says:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE IT??

Laura~ says:

WOULD I!!

Oh Em-Tee says:

IT IS DONE

Oh Em-Tee says:

love, God

Laura~ says:

Thanks God!

Oh Em-Tee says:

YOU ARE WELCOME

Oh Em-Tee says:

god isn't yelling by the way, that's just the only way i can convey a booming voice from the heavens

Laura~ says:

I see

Laura~ says:

well it does the job very well i must say

Oh Em-Tee says:

oh that's good

Oh Em-Tee says:

i was afraid you wouldn't get it

Laura~ says:

oh no, you completed your task to fullest of your abilities

Laura~ says:

you are now a booming voice from the heavens ninja

Oh Em-Tee says:

REALLY?

Laura~ says:

Now with added potassium!

Oh Em-Tee says:

I HAVE ADDED POTASSIUM TOO??

Oh Em-Tee says:

this is the best day ever

Laura~ says:

enjoy it while it lasts. tonight, we FEAST LIKE KINGS AND REALLY RICH PEOPLE WITH LOTS OF FOOD

Oh Em-Tee says:

AW SWEET

Oh Em-Tee says:

i'm gonna be a total glutton

Oh Em-Tee says:

wombats fart konstantly

Laura~ says:

i shall use this information well

Oh Em-Tee says:

and wear a gas-mask

Laura~ says:

yes, that too

Oh Em-Tee says:

and mofo now stands for: minh-tam offends fairies often

Laura~ says:

well you do, let's be honest

Oh Em-Tee says:

i know, i just can't help it

Oh Em-Tee says:

they're so offensive

Laura~ says:

i know, the little bastards

Oh Em-Tee says:

with they're "clap if you belive" crap

Oh Em-Tee says:

WELL I DON'T BELIEVE

Laura~ says:

YEAH

Laura~ says:

hey let's clap one of them.

Laura~ says:

SQUASH

Oh Em-Tee says:

SQUISH

Oh Em-Tee says:

hahahha TAKE THAT FAIRIES!

Laura~ says:

yeah your fairy dust won't help you NOW

Oh Em-Tee says:

ASSHOLE!

Oh Em-Tee says:

aw MAN, i have to go now!

Oh Em-Tee says:

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!! TFFN!

Laura~ says:

OKAY!!!