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...I'm pretty sure our exterminator was just flirting with me. Both times he's been here (once to spray the whole house for ants, and again today to re-spray the kitchen and bathrooms), he's been very friendly and chatty and kept asking about my life and interests and telling me about his (even though I looked like a mess both those days, as I was

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...but is he cute?

Once, when my family was moving from Florida to New York, I think I was like...16? Going through my goth phase, hanging out in the living room breaking old CDs into shards with my hair in my face. Anyway, one of the moving guys totally hit on me the whole day, only was a creepy, skinny sort of middle-aged guy who looked like he might tripping.

It was foul. SO YOU SEE HOW MY QUESTION IS TOTALLY IMPORTANT.

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He was alright-looking, and he was about my age, but, TBI, the first time he was here I was busy being antisocial (haha, I was babysitting one of my cousin's daughters and watching Sponge Bob) and today I was more concerned about moving all the junk off the kitchen counters so he could get spray there, and once I realized, "Oh hey, he's FLIRTING," I was too shy to really look at him, because I'm fantastically awkward in this way. Basically, these are my social skills IRL:

LOLLLLL

BTW, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BB??? I MISS YOUUUUU #GLOMPS#

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[kick_flaw]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHA

THAT IS. SO FUNNY. Oh my god, I can't picture you being that awkward, for rilz. You have such a way with words online! Oh man. Maybe next time he comes out you can make ridiculous jokes at him, and charm his pants off like you do mine. *smooch*

I'm glad he was not a skeevy creeper, anyway.

DUDE DUDE I MISS YOU TOO. Graduate school is hard stuff. My fannish activity has been reduced to reading the occasional fic and posting late at night on memes. The rimming meme, OMG. GO THERE.

You should email me. Or something.

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"I Love You, Man" is the (hilarious) movie that clip is from; the whole time I was watching the protagonist's horrible phone conversations with the guy he was trying to become friends with I was, like, "HOMG, THAT'S MEEEEEE!"

I'm only usually that level of awkward with strangers or when I'm calling family members to tell them happy birthday (I'm really comfortable with family, but I still have no idea what to SAY to fill the silence in happy-birthday phone calls. I'll be, like, "Happy birthday! You're the king/queen for the day, so enjoy yourself...because it's your birthday...so enjoy yourself!"). I need time to think of how to phrase what I'm thinking or decide how to respond to somebody, otherwise it comes out all awkward and lame. LMAO, TMI MIRANDA IS TMI. #FACEPALM# ^___~ <333 (BTW, my mom is, like, the most social person EVER. I'm, like, "WTF, HOW ARE YOU EVEN MY MOM? DID I GET MY RETARDED CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS FROM DAD

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Uh, email aside, I just needed to say that WE SRSLY NEED A BLOWJOB MEME. HOW THE HELL DID WE SKIP FROM KISSING AND HUGGING TO RIMMING? NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING BUT COME ON.

BLOWJOBS.

NOW.

DO IT.