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[ifyouweremine]

...I'm pretty sure our exterminator was just flirting with me. Both times he's been here (once to spray the whole house for ants, and again today to re-spray the kitchen and bathrooms), he's been very friendly and chatty and kept asking about my life and interests and telling me about his (even though I looked like a mess both those days, as I was

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[ifyouweremine]

"I Love You, Man" is the (hilarious) movie that clip is from; the whole time I was watching the protagonist's horrible phone conversations with the guy he was trying to become friends with I was, like, "HOMG, THAT'S MEEEEEE!"

I'm only usually that level of awkward with strangers or when I'm calling family members to tell them happy birthday (I'm really comfortable with family, but I still have no idea what to SAY to fill the silence in happy-birthday phone calls. I'll be, like, "Happy birthday! You're the king/queen for the day, so enjoy yourself...because it's your birthday...so enjoy yourself!"). I need time to think of how to phrase what I'm thinking or decide how to respond to somebody, otherwise it comes out all awkward and lame. LMAO, TMI MIRANDA IS TMI. #FACEPALM# ^___~ <333 (BTW, my mom is, like, the most social person EVER. I'm, like, "WTF, HOW ARE YOU EVEN MY MOM? DID I GET MY RETARDED CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS FROM DAD?")

Also, awww, sorry that moving-guy creepster skeeved you out like that, BB! #GLOMPS#

I have a bunch of tabs open that I intend to check out, and the rimming meme is one of them; I'll definitely be looking through there! LOL, I like how these kink-specific memes are gradually becoming naughtier--first it was kissing, then it was hugging, and now it's rimming. I hope the next one is, like, barebacking or something, that would be so friggin awesome, nngghh

YES I WILL EMAIL YOU. RIGHT NOW, IN FACT. EXPECT TO BE MOLESTED VIA EMAIL WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES ^____~

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[kick_flaw]

Uh, email aside, I just needed to say that WE SRSLY NEED A BLOWJOB MEME. HOW THE HELL DID WE SKIP FROM KISSING AND HUGGING TO RIMMING? NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING BUT COME ON.

BLOWJOBS.

NOW.

DO IT.