I HAVE NO EXCUSE

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The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song (MP3)
Featuring manly-man!Jared, princess!Jensen, and French!Chad

The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song

Manly!Jared:
I’m a
big muscle-y man named Jared, I’d swear it
in a high court of law,
my ma and my pa
would testify that I am the strongest of all,
and I’m looooooooking for a bride
to be mine.

Princess!Jensen:
My-y-y-y-y
name is Jensen and I am a
prettypretty princess,
I sit in a tower
waiting hour by hour
for a big burly brawny
(not scrawny)
beautiful man to arrive!
He’ll kick down the door…

Jared:
I’ll kick down the door!

Jensen:
Pick me up!

Jared:
Throw her over my shoulder!

Jensen:
And carry me away…

French!Chad:
Zat sounds really gay.
Oh, and by ze way,
I’m Chad Michael Murray.

Jensen:
And make tender love to meeeeee.

Jared:
Let’s go make a baby!

Jensen:
And we’ll all live
happily ever afterrrrrrr!

Jared:
…Hey, this chick is a dude!

The Jared Padalecki Song (MP3)
Featuring me perving out on Jared, but set to music

The Jared Padalecki Song

Jared Padalecki I would
like you to lick me
all over and I’d like
you to fuck me with your
giant peen.

Please
be gentle I am
not your Jenny-Bean.
But if he’d like to join us, well that’s
okay with me.

Jared, you have dimples that I’d
dearly like to lick.
Jared, you make me wish that I
had a dick.

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed

Jared, I’m usually not so
easy.
Jared, I’d orgasm if you
touched me.

Jared, your cock is rather
fearsome.
Jared, I’d like to make you
come.

Jared, you’re so incredibly
sweet.
I love you from your floppy hair down to your
feet.

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed