003 }{ MORGAN VS THE MUNCHIES

May 14, 2009 15:15

So I went and looked in the kitchen for breakfast tomorrow and I was like, wow, all we have is fifty condiments and like...a couple of eggs and some beer and leftover cornbread muffins and a bag of Bugles. Obviously this means grocery store time, because that was very little except ketchup and cornmeal products ( Read more... )

jesus bob what button did you push, chuck!, auntie em auntie em, you are here, i know it sounds crazy, is this a pineapple situation, socially awkward, so going to get fired, future looks grim

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linoleumfetish May 14 2009, 23:36:17 UTC
If it is I think someone ran out of ideas.

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ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:39:45 UTC
It's kind of clever...I guess. I mean, if you think about it. Throw a giant spanner in the works with as little energy from the deities as possible, right? Make it worse and we could be our own ruin. Death by sloth.

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linoleumfetish May 14 2009, 23:43:30 UTC
But where would they be if they finally killed us all? No one left to torture.

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ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:45:52 UTC
There is more than one kind of death in this world, my friend. Death of the body, death of the mind, and death of the soul.

And probably some other kinds I forget right now.

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linoleumfetish May 14 2009, 23:50:38 UTC
All sound points. You make a sense that is very...sensical. But I'm thinking you probably need body, mind, and soul if you wanna traumatize people to the full potential.

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ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:51:37 UTC
You could probably do without body. Maybe. But the other two are definitely necessary.

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linoleumfetish May 15 2009, 00:03:19 UTC
Yeah, so, hey, at least we're not cursed. Which might actually be entirely too ironic but I'm not complaining.

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ifyourenasty May 15 2009, 00:44:44 UTC
I think it might be a little ironic. Seeing as I spend most of my days doing as little work as possible. And yet here I am, doing...more than half the City today.

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linoleumfetish May 15 2009, 03:11:34 UTC
You and me both, amigo. You and me both.

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