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ifyourenasty

003 }{ MORGAN VS THE MUNCHIES

May 14, 2009 15:15

So I went and looked in the kitchen for breakfast tomorrow and I was like, wow, all we have is fifty condiments and like...a couple of eggs and some beer and leftover cornbread muffins and a bag of Bugles. Obviously this means grocery store time, because that was very little except ketchup and cornmeal products ( Read more... )

jesus bob what button did you push, chuck!, auntie em auntie em, you are here, i know it sounds crazy, is this a pineapple situation, socially awkward, so going to get fired, future looks grim

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hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 20:42:11 UTC

I don't think you should ever do anything that involves duct tape and gas masks. I think this is a curse.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 22:48:40 UTC

Can I do stuff that involves duct tape or gas masks as separate entities? Because I feel that may be necessary in some situations.

A lazy curse? People need to be cursed that way?

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 22:52:00 UTC

Just as long as you use the duct tape for constructive purposes.

Not everyone is born with the same talents that most people who work at the Buy More are born with.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 22:57:19 UTC

Could you maybe give me a list of non-constructive uses so that I have it on hand for reference?

I wasn't born with my talent, Sarah. I've worked very hard for many years to become the champion amongst men of avoiding actual work that I am.

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 23:07:37 UTC

- Taping anyone up.
- Taping yourself up.
- Making a dress
- Anything else that isn't normal by the rest of the world's standards

You can make a crown for your laziness, though.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:12:46 UTC

What about a three-piece suit? Or a duct tape and foam shield?

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 23:15:37 UTC

Who would you be attacking with it?

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:16:59 UTC

The people with the duct tape and foam swords?

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 23:20:44 UTC

Maybe I was talking about the suit.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:30:21 UTC

Hey, now. The duct tape suit is a tradition going back to at least the '90s.

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 23:35:15 UTC

The '90s were a painful time for a lot of people for reasons just like that.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:37:41 UTC

The 90s was the best decade of my life. Which has admittedly consisted of only three decades.

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 23:38:28 UTC

One which you probably can't remember half of.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:47:01 UTC

Bolonia Grimes' only baby boy does hugs not drugs, mm'kay.

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 23:54:06 UTC

I was more talking about the other decade. The first one actually. Unless you had Super Baby Memory.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:56:09 UTC

Okay, that's actually a fair assessment, in that case. Although I hear the 80s was good stuff! All I can remember is slap bracelets and being forced to take naps in preschool.

I hated those totalitarian preschool teachers. What if our needs didn't require a nap? What if we wanted to play on the jungle gym more?

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