....Welcome to Night Vale, tho

Seriously what is going on what is time I can't even my brain hurts when I think about it too hard. They're so clever though.

Sometimes I learn weird bits of information that blow my mind like, apparently church fish frys are a regional thing? Like cookie tables? And I just don't understand that because fish frys are awesome. Or at least ours is. Like, just objectively the best in the area. I know because one year we went to a whole bunch of different churches and ( Read more... )

....Fucking Castle, man. Just...fuck. That was intense. @_ ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if I should just never watch the news again or lock myself in my house and never leave again. First it was the measles outbreak (the froyo place at the bottom of my hill three blocks from my house made the news!), now some kid in the area has tuberculosis I am not even kidding, and over the weekend there was a shooting at the mall the ( Read more... )

I honestly have no idea what I'm even doing with Facebook and Tumblr. Like seriously, how do I even internet ( Read more... )

So, it's possible that I'm a terrible person.

( This is the view from standing between my front door and the stairs: )

.....On the news tonight, there was a story. About a lobster. Who didn't get eaten.

This is an actual news story.

...Yes.

Well, LJ's wandered off to WTF land again. I like that this time they've changed to coding so that deleted journals show up as bolded instead of struck through. Especially classy because that apparently makes them disappear from friends lists. People are less likely to notice that way. No, I don't know all the details, and yes, I do know that ( Read more... )