ADVENTURES OF FAIL: PART -1: FAILING BACK IN TIME
Failsuke and Failjiro found a time machine! So of course, they failed and went back in time.
This guy promptly stole it!
So the duo set out to fail at getting out of the 1700s! Failjiro begins the adventure by intelligently crawling into this furnace.
And fireplace too. Gee, Failjiro, this isn't Harry Potter.
Meanwhile Failsuke tries a more direct method!
...which may not be very smart.
Jamming into the future didn't exactly work out!
Suicide wasn't the best idea, either.
Man, they were stuck with stuff like this!
Whereas THIS guy is probably big pimpin' by now. He's not impressed.
2009 ISN'T IN HERE---here---here
Could it be in here?
The Fail! heroes were out of options and desperate. It was time to pray 8|
Failsuke managed to summon THIS storm.
....and then Failjiro just fucked the whole thing up.
The gods weren't too fond of this...tree violation here either, Failjiro! There are laws in the future against that kind of thing.
So all the gods of the 1700s had a convention and decided to kick Failsuke and Failjiro forward in time. Violently. 8|
...but not before Failjiro stole this cannon for someone at home. Back pockets would be perfect to hold this!