Heigh ho, the Carrion Crow

[if_she_hollers]

Um.

So like, does everyone know that word that means like, you were expecting something dramatic and incredible to happen, but like, something stupid and dumb does, instead?  And I don't mean 'sucky' or 'totally awful'; it has to do with like, the climate or something.  Yeah.  So that was this Halloween.  I like, even took the trouble to dress up in

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[bustydefense]

It's good that you're enjoying work.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, yeah! I like, wasn't sure if I was cut out for it, but I guess I've got like, natural talent.

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. . . I give up. You're just gonna keep on doing this, aren't you?

[bustydefense]

That's good to hear.

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Being civil? Yes, yes I am.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, totally. Who knew I could like, be a nurse?

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Being irritating is more like it.

[bustydefense]

Natural talent and practice can work wonders.

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If you insist on thinking so, fine.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, who knows? Maybe when we finally get out of this place, I'll end up like, going to nursing school.

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Really, holding fake conversations gets a bit tiring after a while. If you don't want anything, why bother talking to me?

[bustydefense]

Perhaps.

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I'm disappointed you seem to think anyone who'd talk to you would want something.

[if_she_hollers]

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Um. Nope. Just you. Did we like, forget the part where I framed your sister for murder?

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[bustydefense]

Don't worry. I make it a point not to forget important things.

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[if_she_hollers]

. . . I really don't understand you. What do you expect to talk about? The weather? Gosh, those cumulonimbus clouds herald a certain 34% chance of rain. It's a good thing the high pressure system won't be coming our way; might've gotten a tornado.

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[bustydefense]

I suppose I don't expect you to understand me.

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[if_she_hollers]

And there we go with the high and mighty tone again.

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[bustydefense]

You really are impossible to please.