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How they can use that much strength and still look so damn smooth is beyond me.

I have a test in 13 hours.
I have stretched procrastination to its limits.

Why did I spend half an hour looking at pictures of baby platypuses? Did you know they are called puggles? did you know male puggles can kill you when they get big and turn into male platypuses?


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I already tweeted this but:

You know how they used to say Pigs would fly when we had a black president?

Well now that we're 100 days into Obama's presidency, swine flu.

While in Kendra's car this morning on the way to the climbing gym we were listening to MC Chris' fabulous hit "Fett's Vette". I love it for the fabulous obscure starwars references and catchy beats. Kendra said something however that jolted me awake from my half-lucid state. "I've never seen the movie but I get most of the references in the song." ( Read more... )

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I don't like my christian history class.

reading hundreds of pages of the rambling circular thinking of an 18th century theologian does not make me much more of a well-rounded human being.

fucking catholic school.

Schleiermacher's entire argument for religion is summed up well in two paragraphs on Wikipedia.

can't wait till finals are done.

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I wish I had actually paid attention in marchese junior year ( Read more... )

I got a job as a guy who watches security cameras at the downtown Borders. 25-30 hours a week, 9.50 an hour. I also got a call for a interview at Starbucks, which I declined, and I have an interview at the apple store and the candy shop in pioneer place. hopefully i can get the job at the apple store on top of the borders job. 2 part time jobs will ( Read more... )

I remember when M&M's came out with the blue M&Ms. I was in first grade and it was the coolest thing in the world. Before then, there had only been brown, red, green, yellow and orange. Then-BAM-blue M&Ms came out of nowhere. It rocked my 6-year old world. I would take my bag of delicious candies and slowly work my way through, one color at a time ( Read more... )