Nov 29, 2007 11:22
Let's take a vote.
I am very optimistic, still, about future productivity, as I am currently exploring background discourse, and doing so is only a slightly false accomplishment. Yes!
You know how Charlie Brown walks around with a portable thundercloud above his head? I would like a portable lightbulb. This would accomplish at least two goals at once! 1) I would always be warm, because it would be a sunny lightbulb. Then I would be able to wear pretty shoes outside no matter how much the air outside is chilly and dense, like ice cream gone bad. And, 2) I would always be prepared to have a good idea! How clever is this? I would also experience the added benefit of appearing incredibly intelligent and chic at absolutely all times. I think I will have to buy myself a hovering lightbulb--perhaps chapeau-style?--for Christmas. Or maybe it's even still birthday season, who knows. (Now we are six!) etc.) No doubt such a lightbulb would also be hygienic, or something. And it would illuminate all of my spiffiest outfits! Inspiring me to look my best at all times, calling the P-FIPs and Platonic Professor loves to want to drop all Ps immediately! Yes!
misguided innovations,
slow descent,
oh dear jesus