How incorrect would I be to subsist entirely on green grapes, lima beans, beer, coffee, & hot cocoa?

Nov 29, 2007 11:22

Let's take a vote.

I am very optimistic, still, about future productivity, as I am currently exploring background discourse, and doing so is only a slightly false accomplishment.  Yes!

You know how Charlie Brown walks around with a portable thundercloud above his head?  I would like a portable lightbulb.  This would accomplish at least two goals at once!  1)  I would always be warm, because it would be a sunny lightbulb.  Then I would be able to wear pretty shoes outside no matter how much the air outside is chilly and dense, like ice cream gone bad.  And, 2)  I would always be prepared to have a good idea!  How clever is this?  I would also experience the added benefit of appearing incredibly intelligent and chic at absolutely all times.  I think I will have to buy myself a hovering lightbulb--perhaps chapeau-style?--for Christmas.  Or maybe it's even still birthday season, who knows.  (Now we are six!)  etc.) No doubt such a lightbulb would also be hygienic, or something.  And it would illuminate all of my spiffiest outfits!  Inspiring me to look my best at all times, calling the P-FIPs and Platonic Professor loves to want to drop all Ps immediately!  Yes!

misguided innovations, slow descent, oh dear jesus

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