Fuckin A man
Haha...I was watching Office Space today. Always puts me in a good mood. The red neck guy that lives next door to peter. He always says Fuckin A man (it's so funny I laugh everytime). That guy is awesome. I wanna live like him...Be a construction worker and drink beer everynight and live in an apartment next to a troubled computer programmer and talk through the walls to him and tell him what porn is on what channel and say "Fuckin A man". Yeah Office Space is the owner of all movies. You guys can all understand where I am coming from if you have ever had a rough day with a computer. I am thinking about starting a live journal story book like Tyler "Happy" Gilmore did. I post a story beginning then everyone else can add what they want to make it funny. But if anyone decides to post inappropriate stuff like "You are gay", I will get thier IP address and I will personally pay their computer a visit. Im sure there will be plenty of visits too, idiots crawl around on Live Journals like fat people, fucking, crawl around on each other with crisco oil. As a matter of fact...I am guessing about 50% of the people YOU THINK YOU ARE POSTING TO on LiveJournal.com are pedofiles who have all of your info and pretend they are your friend and do things like...
I LOVE YOU (insert name here)
Soon enough you will find out though, whenever a tall gray haired priest comes up to your door with a big long dildo with a cross at the end, he likes to call it his "Holy Sceptre". I am gonna make this interesting :). He walks into your house and says "Hi" to your parents and gives them the break down of "saving you". Of course your parents will happily agree because who wants their children to burn in hell for eternity for not being knocked up by a priest? Yeah, because thats exactly what is about to happen to you. He takes you upstairs and pours some "Holy Water" on you or what I like to call lube. Then he takes off his robe claiming that the demons in the room are making it hot. Yeah the demons, shit...try your hot sexy non-matured body. He reads a few verses from the bible...One in particular being Genesis 38:7-10. From there...You are confused. He takes out his "Holy Sceptre" and starts speaking some words and you don't know what they mean. "I epar siht dlihc ni eht eman fo eht Lord". The priest doesn't feel all bad in his head because he just proclaimed he was going to rape you...Atleast he didn't lie, right? He just "reversed" the truth :). He grabs you and you just stare confused and scared. And he repeats as he impales you with his "Holy Sceptre", "I REVEKE YE EVIL DEVIL IN THE NAME OF THE LORD! RELEASE UNTO THIS CHILD RELEASE UNTO HIM!". Oh wait...You realize something...In the movies they only say "RELEASE THIS CHILD!" Why did he say release unto him? Uh-oh...You've figured it out you idiot. Somebody dial 911 you've just been crucified...
Haha, good story huh? Yeah I thought so too. I just did all of this cause I am bored once again and I felt like entertaining myself. Goodnight everyone...Not to me...but to you cause you know I will be up all night :P.
I LOVE YOU (insert name here)
Soon enough you will find out though, whenever a tall gray haired priest comes up to your door with a big long dildo with a cross at the end, he likes to call it his "Holy Sceptre". I am gonna make this interesting :). He walks into your house and says "Hi" to your parents and gives them the break down of "saving you". Of course your parents will happily agree because who wants their children to burn in hell for eternity for not being knocked up by a priest? Yeah, because thats exactly what is about to happen to you. He takes you upstairs and pours some "Holy Water" on you or what I like to call lube. Then he takes off his robe claiming that the demons in the room are making it hot. Yeah the demons, shit...try your hot sexy non-matured body. He reads a few verses from the bible...One in particular being Genesis 38:7-10. From there...You are confused. He takes out his "Holy Sceptre" and starts speaking some words and you don't know what they mean. "I epar siht dlihc ni eht eman fo eht Lord". The priest doesn't feel all bad in his head because he just proclaimed he was going to rape you...Atleast he didn't lie, right? He just "reversed" the truth :). He grabs you and you just stare confused and scared. And he repeats as he impales you with his "Holy Sceptre", "I REVEKE YE EVIL DEVIL IN THE NAME OF THE LORD! RELEASE UNTO THIS CHILD RELEASE UNTO HIM!". Oh wait...You realize something...In the movies they only say "RELEASE THIS CHILD!" Why did he say release unto him? Uh-oh...You've figured it out you idiot. Somebody dial 911 you've just been crucified...
Haha, good story huh? Yeah I thought so too. I just did all of this cause I am bored once again and I felt like entertaining myself. Goodnight everyone...Not to me...but to you cause you know I will be up all night :P.