eighty-seven. [video/action]

[idkmybfftony]

-just boil already! Sheesh, what the hell, it's been-

[America's device clicks on to him standing over a pot in the kitchen, and he scowls a moment. Cue muttering and whining to himself for a while. One can see a few colorful cups spread out on the table, and a few empty egg cartons scattered about. He cranks the stove up higher before he turns

Comments

[bonnefois]

Zat is certainly not ze only way to celebrate Pâques.

[idkmybfftony]

Of course it is!

[bonnefois]

Yours is not ze only culture zat celebrates ze 'oliday, you know.

[idkmybfftony]

No, but I celebrate it the right way!

[bonnefois]

'ardly! Your way of celebrating is completely out of touch wiz ze original meaning of ze 'oliday!

[of course, the original meaning of the holiday was to throw fish at each other. duh.]

[idkmybfftony]

Nuh uh! My idea is way much cooler! Everyone should color eggs and eat food and hide eggs and go to mass and stuff!

[Everything is better when fish gets involved. And beating people up. Obvs we need to go back to that.]

[bonnefois]

I do not see what colored eggs 'ave to do wiz ze resurrection of Jésus.

[idkmybfftony]

Jesus colored eggs after he threw boulders at the Huns!

[bonnefois]

You cannot be serious.

[idkmybfftony]

The British?

[bonnefois]

Zat was not what I meant, Amérique. Jesus did not color eggs or throw boulders at ze 'uns.

[idkmybfftony]

...Oh.

Well, he should have!

[bonnefois]

Do you even realize what you are saying?!

[idkmybfftony]

Of course I do!

...wait, what?

[bonnefois]

Zis is what I get for letting Angleterre raise you...