Apr 02, 2010 15:42
-just boil already! Sheesh, what the hell, it's been-
[America's device clicks on to him standing over a pot in the kitchen, and he scowls a moment. Cue muttering and whining to himself for a while. One can see a few colorful cups spread out on the table, and a few empty egg cartons scattered about. He cranks the stove up higher before he turns and notices the device recording. Big grin.]
Hey, everyone! It's almost Easter, so back home we color eggs and stuff to celebrate! Usually we have egg hunts and stuff outside, too, and then the Easter bunny comes and gives everyone chocolate! But you all knew that already, since my way's the only way to celebrate Easter!
[he turns to peer into the pot again, just to make sure. So impatient.]
Sheesh this is taking forever. Anyway! I'm making more than enough eggs, if anyone's up to joining me! Which I know all of you are, since I'm so awesome to be around!
easter,
historical days of significance,
why do americans talk to themselves